Pastor Jim Bakker throwing a temper tantrum |
If you hadn't
already noticed, Jim Bakker and Morningside Church, Inc requested that the
Foodbucket Fanpage YouTube videos documenting his slimy actions be
taken down out of public view. This confuses me, Pastor Jim. Because
if you're preaching the gospel, that divine truth provided by God for
all mankind to hear, shouldn't you want this message being spread as
far and wide as possible? Isn't that what a true man of God would
want?
To be clear, the
videos of Jim Bakker that were on YouTube were no different than
those Jim puts out every weekday morning, they were only shorter in
duration. Small clips, unedited and unchanged. The only thing added
to them was my critique, which was apparently spot on since Jim
couldn't bear having them available for the world to read.
Let me tell you a
little something, Pastor Bakker. Real preachers don't sacrifice
Christ's message in order to save themselves from scorn. In taking
down videos of your very own show, you did just that.
Wait, I take that back. You didn't sacrifice Christ's message to save yourself, because the truth of
the matter is that you, Jim Bakker, didn't deliver any gospel message. You aren't a real preacher at
all, you just play one on tv. You're a convicted con man who
exploits old people, dumb people, and the tax code in order to leech yourself a
livelihood. You had the videos removed because you don't want people
getting clued-in to your game. Considering that nearly your entire show consists of
peddling fear-buckets
and other garbage, and that you are, in fact, a convicted fraud who
served time in federal prison, it's not too hard to reach that conclusion. A real preacher wouldn't use their entire show to sell
product, Jim. And if they were selling anything to fund-raise it
would be sermon CDs, not Jim Bakker-branded Cereal.
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Morningside Church Inc doesn't want God's message on YouTube? |
While I could
petition YouTube to reinstate the Foodbucket Fanpage videos, I don't
have the time or the desire to fight Jim Bakker's Morningside Inc
over them. However, I treat my own words and thoughts with far more
reverence. As a member of the media and with Fair Use and the 1stAmendment on my side, you will not silence me here, Jim.
9/11 victims being exploited for a $55 book |
You are corrupt, Jim Bakker, and you are a
corrupting influence on everything around you. The kids you've duped
into 'attending' your fake college have been corrupted by you. The
presumably well-meaning Christians who follow you have been
corrupted as well. Instead of worshiping God, they worship you. They give you money so you can spend it on 15-foot gargoyles and self-serving projects like Lori's House, then they come to this blog and defend
you as if you were Christ himself.
You are so
corrupting that you are able to use video of the 9/11 terrorist
attacks as a scare tactic to sell product without anybody within your
cult questioning it. Nearly 3,000 people died in those attacks, Pastor
Jim, yet you have no qualms whatsoever with replaying those attacks
over and over again, from multiple angles, to scare people into
buying your products. And your followers, amazingly, see nothing
wrong with this. I guess it's true what they say: One bad apple
spoils the bunch. And guess who that bad apple is, Jim?
Try as hard as you want, Jim, but you will not silence me here. If we ever found ourselves in a courtroom over your trouncing of my 1st Amendment rights, it would be a dream come true for this blogger.
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Ron Johnson arriving for court |
It will be a circus atmosphere, because I'll make it one. I'll arrive to court wearing stilts and maybe a big parrot perched on my shoulder. Aspiring young actors will be hired to give both comedic and dramatic readings of each of my blog posts to the captive audience of 12 jurors, a judge, and courtroom spectators. Together, we'll watch exhibit A, your show. We will compare your shows to my posts and dissect them, over and over again. The jury will hear you speak about Lori's five abortions. They'll see you fake cry. They'll hear you give phony prophecy about Steve Jobs...remember that one, Jim? Remember when you forgot the late Mr Job's first name? It was hilarious, but you didn't laugh because you were concentrating on telling your lie.
Just as you lost pathetically in your first courtroom appearance, you would lose again in your second. That's because you are wrong, Jim Bakker, and you know it. As this blog gains more and more attention, the likelihood of you being investigated increases. You and Morningside Church, Inc can censor Jim Bakker Show videos on YouTube to your evil heart's content, but you will not censor my own thoughts and words without a fight.