Feel free to copy, paste, and print this letter, then mail it off to your Senator, Representative, or local IRS office. Even your local newspaper might be interested. Maybe your letter will be the one that sends Jim Bakker back to prison where he belongs!
Subject:
Televangelist Jim Bakker exploiting tax rules for religious organizations
Dear Senator / Congressman [insert name here]
I am respectfully petitioning you to investigate what I believe is blatant exploitation of our tax code at the expense of the American public. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the so-called pastor who went to prison in the 1980s for tax fraud, is back on television again, and nearly his entire show is devoted to selling products. All of his show discussion, or what may be construed as 'preaching', is used as a lead-in to product sales. Here is only a small sampling of what he sells:
Dehydrated Food = $3,000
Camera Desktop Ornament = $1,000
Silver Sol Miracle Ointment = $100
Hand-powered survival flashlights = $20
The list of products for sale goes on and on. Jim Bakker stokes fear in his audience by telling them that the world will soon be ending, staple foods are in short supply, and that their dollars will ultimately be worthless as currency. He then heavily pitches them his goods for sale and takes their so-called worthless money. His sham ministry, of course, receives a tax-exemption while engaging in this behavior.
I presume that he gets away with this by the simple fact that he refers to these items as 'Love Gifts' as opposed to 'Items For Sale'. This is wrong. Absolutely, without a doubt, it's wrong. These are not gifts, they are items being sold in a business transaction. Bakker, in fact, has a warehouse where he stocks these 'gifts' for distribution to 'donors'. Would a church dispensing only 'love gifts' require a distribution warehouse?
Jim Bakker now hosts an unaccredited college at his Morningside community which purports to train 'students' in the art of television ministry. He charges these 'students' between $7k - $8k per semester. He then uses these students as free, unpaid labor to operate his camera equipment and produce his show. The tuition? Paid for through 'scholarship funds' solicited from his audience.
Jim Bakker's ministry is registered in the name of his mother-in-law, and he reportedly makes only $400 per week in income. You and I both know that his declared income is a load of garbage, and that the only reason he takes such little payment is because he still owes millions of dollars to the American public. One need only look at the various vacation properties he frequents to understand that he is likely laundering money through various figureheads in his ministry in order to personally benefit from the ministry's income while avoiding payment of back taxes.
I am utterly dismayed by the fact that Jim Bakker gets away with this exploitation of our tax code by engaging in product sales through his tax-exempt ministry. While he may not be the only one, he is certainly the most public and the least delicate in his blatant disregard for our tax laws. With his fear-mongering and deception of the naive, he also flies in the face of basic human decency. It's said that there's a sucker born every minute; that doesn't mean it's right to take advantage of them.
A quick internet search for 'Jim Bakker Show fraud' will uncover the many different websites / discussion forums / YouTube videos which record and publicize Jim Bakker's shenanigans. They are highly trafficked and are visited by multitudes of other like-minded Americans who are completely fed up with Jim Bakker. Our shared disgust crosses political boundaries, as we are both male and female, religious and non-religious, Red, Blue and Independent. We are Americans first and foremost, and we are disgusted with people like Jim Bakker who rip people off in the name of religion.
Action taken against Jim Bakker will go a long way towards restoring faith in the elected official. Why? Because it is the right thing to do. There is no favor to be won, only the satisfaction of knowing that truth and decency triumphs over lies and impropriety. Truth, justice, and the American way is what defines us, not thieves and cheats like Jim Bakker.
As a human being and an American, I ask you to please investigate Jim Bakker. If he is found committing wrongdoing, hold him accountable (once again) for his lying and thievery. It will take little more than five minutes of viewing his show to understand why he is so very wrong, and possibly criminal, in his actions. His show (The Jim Bakker Show) is broadcast Monday through Friday at 7am on your local religious television station.
Thank you for your time.
871 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 871 Newer› Newest»Dear Tanya:
It's funny you should bring that up! God spoke to me. He said that I currently have three unanswered questions here and, if I put up a fourth one, I will then have four unanswered questions.
I would like to prophecy: It doesn't look like I'll be getting any answers--at least in this lifetime!
Why is poor Tammy Sue getting herself involved with the old man again? She must really be hard up for cash or he is dishing her out some sweet benefits.
Whatever happened to the guy that accused everyone of being a troll? He must have noticed that it really did not have any effect on us. Next up, TBC.
Pastor? Pastor of what? I thought he was not leader of the Morningside Church anymore. Isn't a pastor a leader of a church? I think he wants a title but Rev Bakker in not an option. Maybe they should call him Father like other cults do.
Moronside is becoming more and more a family business. Yes business. The table is only so big on the Frog's tv show set and some zombies will have to go. With the addition of Tammy Sue and following the Frog's comment about there being a musical "drought" on Moronside I predict Kevin will ship out. It will be all about Tammy Sue now and the Frog can profit from her more than poor Kevin. Mini Me James will put pressure on Zach and that will be fun to see what comes of that situation. Oh what a soap opera that will be! Blood is thicker than water in a family business and Moronside zombies outside of the Frog's family will get the short end of the stick.
How sad to have a father that uses you for profit. There is a drought on weddings now that the older two adopted kids are married. James surely doesn't have what it takes to bring in those millions needed to maintain the high life, so in swoops his mom. I can hear the zombies now, we have been praying for a reconciliation between Jim and Tammy, God is so good, He answered our prayers (this is the part where we all start vomitting). Yes Jim and Tammy Sue are set up to make millions off of her albums plus the reconcilation angle will be used too. There will be cd's on the wayward child comes home, how to reconcile relationships etc. Jim will have many things to sell you from this resurrected relationship. Get out your credit cards folks and stay tuned for all the good stuff to come!
Further to my comment I would like to add that the Frog will continue to add fake grandmas to his family. Fake grandmas with money that is!
Theme song for Morningside should be "I'm a Material Girl" by Madonna
I'm a lot older than some of the people who post here and I can remember the entire Bakker ordeal from the 1980s. For the young people, you don't know what it was like to profess Christ during that time and have people say, "Yeah, all you Christians are a bunch of swindlers; just look at that Bakker guy and Swaggart!"
When Bakker got out of prison and said he was a changed man, I really hoped he was sincere. At first, it appeared that he was. Then, one day, I heard that he was back on television. I looked at my wife and said, "oh no!"
Well, my worries turned out to be "prophetic" because what I see on Bakker's horrid show now is no different than the kind of stuff I saw on Bakkers' show back in the 1980s.
The Bible says that there is nothing new under the sun and this is certainly the case with the Bakker story. Who do you have playing him in a movie someday? I'm thinking maybe Johnny Depp bringing back that Ed Wood persona.
I would suspect that with the addition of Tammy Sue you are going to see Mama Lori take a lot of time off as Jim & Tammy Sue host the show together. Lori is going to absolutely love this. This way, Lori and Amber can now get out there and go to even more rock concerts together. I would also suspect that both Jim & Lori can now take any day off they want and Tammy Sue will host the show for them in the event she happens to be in town. If Tammy Sue is not in town, Bakker will simply book her prior to taking the time off and tell her to host the program. If it is true that Lori is back on drugs again, as her appearance on past days has indicated, it is going to be a blessing for Lori to simply tell Jim she is not coming into work that day. Lori is now in the wonderful position of not having to come into work and still being paid the exact same salary as if she worked all day long!
Tammy Sue will have the ability to actually, not only hold the current audience, but to increase it because her Mom was such a popular figure up until her death. She is going to be given the "Sweetheart Deals" that Kevin Shorey should be receiving for his loyalty but is not--free condo, weekly salary whether she sings or not, royalties on albums, and countless free trips to and from Morningside (as well as other places) and all the cheap China jewelry she can wear!
Currently, there is only one album on the new "Morningside Records" label and that is the past Kevin Shorey Christmas album. I would be willing to bet that Kevin does not receive royalties on that album and was, instead, paid a flat rate for singing as the band (Mel Tillis' backup) was paid a flat rate for playing. That is all about to change soon as the "musical drought" at Morningside begins to feel the presence of a new well being dug. Morningside is all about nepotism. It has just now gotten much worse.
Where there is going to be a potential problem...and Lori Beth Graham please read this and take note...is going to be on the stage if Lori interrupts and steps all over Tammy Sue's sentences exactly like she does Jim's. With Jim, he is unable to do much to Lori except kick her under the table to try and get her to shut up only to have Lori say to him: "Jim, don't kick me under the table!" and then embarrass Jim terribly. With Tammy Sue, she will not put up with that crap and she will talk right over top of Lori and keep doing so until Lori finally shuts up. Remember that neither Lori or Char Graham are funnelling any money to Tammy Sue so she does not have to kiss their hind quarters the way Jim does. Don't forget too that Sissy has lived in house trailers with the rough, criminal, hillbilly crowds and is not in the least bit afraid of anything Lori has to dish out. The relationship is going to hinge upon MATURITY and let's hope the childish, catfighting, days of these two ladies are done and over with completely.
And now, meanwhile, Sissy:
There is an excercise room/health club at Morningside...
USE IT!!!!!!!!!
Then, after you and your personal trainer...which I am sure the church would be more than willing to pay for with Grandma Maxine's, and other little old ladies' money...are done exercising, feel free to complete the day with a nice dip in that beautiful, $60,000, church-bought, indoor swimming pool!
Brother Dortch,
I want to add to a comment you made about Lori and Amber having more time for rock and roll concerts.
Not quite 2 years ago Lori's girlhood friend came to Morningside. This is the friend I believe she chased boys with and ended up with her drug addicted husband. These two girls bragged about their days of drugs, sex, booze, and rock and roll off camera. The point of all this is to say Lori, this friend, and her brother Mark went to Kansas City for a rock and roll concert. It was like the good old times of partying for the group. I was in the audience and aware of this because in the warm up time the residents of Morningside and Kevin were talking about it. When the cameras started rolling Jim said "Lori isn't with me today because she is away for the weekend to Kansas City. She is at a concert with her friend and brother." Then he quickly added that "It better be a christian concert, I am sure it is." I looked around at what you all call the zombies, and not one of them blinked an eye. I gasped because he was so brash and bold lying over such a simple thing! The whole show was so phony I couldn't sit through it. They tried to get me to sit up front. They were maneuvering tables and people to make it look like there was a lot of people in the audience. Everything about Jim and his show is contrived! I walked out that day and never went back. It amazes me that there are so many people that stand by this huckster!
The circus is coming to town!
I'm looking forward to the re-runs giving way to new shows. It looks like I might have to wait out the whole Harbinger series.
There was a recent show where I wondered when the big smack-down between Baby James and Zach will happen - it was when Jim was talking about his time in prison (I think he also mentioned the psych ward) when all they would let him have was a photo of Sweet Baby James. And Jim would hold that photo in front of his face, and focus on James, and lose himself in all that sweetness... and that is the only thing that got Jim through those times. His story had a soundtrack of lots of Jim Bakker fake-crying. Jim was working the family angle pretty hard - and now that Tammy Sue has returned to the nest... let the good times roll!
I also wonder what's going to happen to all those "students" now that Jim has a more profitable, family-oriented/emotional way to pry money out of people.
10:29 anon: what you describe sounds a lot like cult-behaviour, something that has come up in these comments. Glad you got out with your cerebrum intact.
That painting story about Bakker reminded me of what happened to me years ago. I was donating some attic stuff to the Salvation Army Second Hand store, one of the items was an old shadowbox with figures from the late 1800s, it had a religious theme to it. When the manager of the Salvation Army store inspected it he told me straight out. "Sir, Between you and me, you should reconsider donating this item, it is too valuable a piece". My point is there are still a lot of good and decent folks out there associated with Religious Organizations that possess those rare traits "honesty and sincerity", even though Bakker might not. Don't loose faith in people.
I also agree with the post @12:03
Just because Bakker is dishonest does not mean the entire Christian faith is that way. He is so used to scamming people out of money that it means nothing for him to continue doing so. An honest person would have told the lady that she should pull the item and check on its real worth. Bakker, true to form, wanted props for not talking the poor woman down and offering her $5.00 or less for the $10.00 painting. He wanted you to think he was being an upright citizen by offering her the exact $10.00 amount that the painting was being offered for. He knew he was robbing her because she was dumb and loved every minute of it. He even went on TV and boasted about it afterwards!
These are excerpts of comments posted to Jim Bakker's official blog:
I guess this is why they need that big boat:
"this is so weird. i also have had a dream about getting married but there was water everywhere and Pastor Jim was marrying couples on a boat. there were about 12 couples and i was one of those. i have been getting prepared like everyone else and cant wait for the time that we can use our food and supplies. I”M READY"
"Help me Jim, get Rick J and you to be Commanders of this Joel, David Elijah Army to go to the highways and bi ways, to the streets, the churches(who are ready) the small groups, youth ministies, campuses, Lets lift His Name high, Let Him Draw All Men, and lets just get this party started, A Party For Jesus. http://www.menofcourage.us Just a start! Underfunded but trusting the Lord to provide, His vision, His provision. 911 Jim 911 EMERGENCY CODE BLUE RED ALERT DEFCON 1 Prepare to repell prepare to defend. THE BATTLE BELONGS TO THE LORD! AMEN"
"I too had a vision with many dreams over the years. I too will choose to be beheaded. CHOICE. I am in a room with a crowd of people. There are several men at the front. A door leading to the left and a door leading out to the right are in front. Each person is called forward and ordered to CHOOSE. I make a Bold Statement as I hurry to the front and tell them to send me to My Lord!…I WILL RETURN WITH HIM IN GLORY very soon… The fear was quite palpable. I exhorted as many as possible on my rush to the blade waiting for me. Father, give us courage & strength."
You can't make this scary stuff up.
Good Points Grandma Char Groupie!!!
911 Jim 911 EMERGENCY CODE BLUE RED ALERT DEFCON 1
What? You'll need Zach to figure that secret code out.
LOL
I had just been seated at a restaurant once and then looked down and saw some U.S. currency on the carpeted floor. I bent down and picked it up and it was $40 (two $20 bills). I thought how great it was going to be that I would be getting a free dinner that night. It was my lucky day!
About ten minutes later, a young lady in her twenties who was not an employee of the restaurant, came up and asked if any of us had seen any money on the ground. She said her money was loose in her purse and must have fallen out of it. I then asked her exactly how much money it was. She said it was $40.00 in the form of two twenty-dollar bills. I reached in my pocket and pulled out the money knowing it had to be hers or else she would not have known the total amount and the bill denominations. She smiled ear to ear and was so grateful she stumbled upon an honest person. I felt good and she felt good. It was good for all parties involved.
My question is, Would Jim Bakker have returned the money? I say definitely not.
A lot of people would not have. Bakker tasted success way back in the80s. He liked it, remembers it and wants it again. In essence, he wants history to repeat itself. I don't fault him, I'm just not going to be part of it, he'd have a better chance of getting blood out of a stone then getting a buck out of me.
Anon@ 12:41 Scary stuff, indeed. Did you notice the sentence: "Underfunded but trusting the Lord to provide"?
Zach would be able to confirm that this means "it doesn't matter how much money we're raking in (and we won't tell you if you ask) but we'll always need more when the fear of God and the End Times compels the poor on Social Security to guarantee their way into Heaven by sending us money."
The folks who contribute to Pastor Bakker do so in a true act of love. By donating they add the virtue of sacrifice to their lives and are blessed for it. They know this therefore they give willingly and prosper through the love they demonstrate. In the near future you will see truly great things happening through your selfless devotion and generosity, things that will benefit everyone. It does not matter how much, a dollar given from the heart is superior to one hundred given for show.
Anon@242pm
Answer the questions zombie!
How do I know? You ask me to answer questions that would not pertain to a lot of folks associated with the Morningside. I'm in my senior years, what do I know about admissions to the Morningside school of higher learning, do you know about the admission requirements to Harvard or Yale? You see my point? The second would not pertain to me even if I wanted to know under the "Need to Know" claus. In any system, be it secular or religious or political or military there are areas of information where information is distributed on a need to know basis. That's the way things have been done, are done, and will be continued to be done. Everywhere, even in Heaven or Hell provided there are such places.
If I wanted to find out about any legitimate university or college I can see the course outline and educators at their websites. That includes Harvard and Yale but not Morningside. See for yourself.
Why do you think Morningside has a school of higher learning? Answer that please.
Answer the questions "try to understand KAK"! They're relevant because the chief perp, Jim Bakker is scaring and scamming people.
If Harvard or Yale were scamming people, the questions would be relevant!
So, answer the questions, zombie.
Just ignore the little blog trolls... it frustrates the heck out of them. They may froth at the mouth a little, but they're all yappy like that.
Apparently this site is scared of debate and rational dialogue. Argument is to be avoided because of the path it could lead to. Just ask them to "answer the questions", that way we can delay them, avoid confrontation and do what we do best. Call them names and taut them, school yard tactics, and greasy kid stuff. So be it, have it your way, it's your playground your sandbox. Good luck!
The daily score is:
THREE questions asked
ZERO answers received
P.S.--The bonus 4th question remains unanswered too!
Bro Dortch I believe your initial question was answered previously: Nate Parkhurst
What were the other questions that you posed?
@ 1241, aren't those the lyrics to a Hendrix song? I think the writer got their hands on some very powerful acid and needs to call President Jimmy Carter pronto!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDaKag7GZlo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
btw people in the know think tbc might be "the ball constrictor" herself, kellie copeland-[insert name here]
To Bakker's credit, at least he's not like some televangelist. I saw one guy on TV maybe 5 years ago he used to cure people of cancer and tumors. He would hold up what looked like a piece of cow's liver and say he pulled it from the body and the afflicted is now cured. People would walk who were crippled.That guy was incredible. And people would flock the audience. Bakker hasn't started doing that yet.
I think it will really be funny when Tammy Sue pushes Zach The Sack out of the front position. He will probably have to stay around in some minor roll rather then try to get a job elsewhere because the internet will always associate him with Jim Bakker and those ridiculous videos. I look to see James move more into the forefront.
James Chapman, why are you letting fat ass take the position of honor in you grandpa's ministry? It is your birth right.
I like Tammy Sue, I remember her as a young child hosting the shows at the old PTL network when the end was near. I give her credit, she was just a little kid but had guts. She would not cohost alone,she'd be with Richard Dortch or another regular by the name of Oldham. But she did OK. She had a lot more fortitude and guts then most of the kids who post on this site. You're in a treat.
Hmm... some responses from the Morningside faithful.
3:15pm - you called Bakker's "school" the "Morningside School of Higher Learning" and compared it to Harvard or Yale? I'd like to know what you are basing that idea on. And, it DOES pertain to you, because if it is a fake school, and is taking advantage of both the students and the money donors, doesn't everyone have a right to know? Here, I'll add some information - I have gained admission to an accredited school of higher learning ("university" in my area), and met the credit and performance requirements within a pre-defined time frame (as all real schools require), earned degrees, including at the graduate level - Bakker's "school" is nothing like a real school. That's why his claim that he is running a real school bothers me.
Re: 4:29pm the questions - Brother Dortch can address this more fully when he has time, but 4:29pm, if you actually read the comments, you would see that Nate Parkhurst was looked up, and in fact, did NOT answer Brother's Dortch's question. Goes to show you are picking and choosing what you read, or comment on. And in fact, I don't see why Brother Dortch should have to list his questions again, they are all in the comments - go find them.
And one final thought - Jim Bakker compares himself to "pickers" - i.e., people who make a living travelling around and buying antique items, selling them at a profit and making a living off that. He has even mentioned the show "American Pickers." Difference is, and like others have said, the pickers on the show episodes that I have seen have told people when they were letting things go for too low a price. The honest pickers want to pay a fair price, but one that does allow them a profit based on restoration and their time and trouble to sell the item on. Bakker bragged about pulling a fast one.
To Tanya,
How refreshing, these last few Bakker faithfuls have been civil. Still did't answer Brother Dortchs questions, but they are being polite in their worship of Jim. There are some really good people taken in by Jim, so sad.
To the individual above who is obviously not following this blog and wants me to re-list my questions:
Get off your lazy ass and go find the questions which are located in the past blog that Ron posted (comments) as well as in this current blog posting's comments. If you are too lazy to do that then go hang out with Zach. He is obviously just as lazy as you are!
Oh, and using Nate Parkhurst as an answer to one of my questions....We have already dealt with that and determined it is a joke. STRIKE ONE!
The fact that you would come onto this blog and use a young boy who is an INTERN at The Dream Center in NYC as proof of what a tremendous job you receive in media after being the number one male student at Bakker's "college" is proof enough for me that you are so misled and so gullible and so very desperate in your attempt to qualify your experience at Morningside Masters Media as being from a legitimate "college" when you know, as a fact, it is not one tells me a lot about how much you have been brainwashed out there in Blue Eye. Nate Parkhurst is looking for a job in media. He has not found one. LOL! The number one female student of the "college" (Trystan) is also not employed in media and that means that, in the history of the fake "college" NOT ONE PERSON HAS GAINED EMPLOYMENT AT ANY TV NETWORK, TV STATION, OR TV PRODUCTION COMPANY WHO PRODUCES SHOWS FOR NATIONAL DISTRIBUTION.
Think it may be time to go out into the world now and get a real job? I should say so! But I will promise you the job you will get will not be in media and will have absolutely nothing to do with a fake certificate from a fake "college" run by an ex-con felon who gets on TV and brags about screwing little old ladies at the flea market out of money because they are too dumb to know what they are selling!
And regarding the hugely successful career of your homeboy, Nate Parkhurst:
If my "college" had its top male student post this comedy of errors(below) online in his attempt to find a job in media after being thrown out of school for messing around with the minor child of the fake "college's" president, I would be embarrassed and seriously think about telling the young man to further his education in a real college so that he does not post such garbage on the net and embarrass not only himself, but the actual school that supposedly taught him.
"Name is Nate I was in School for media for a year I did all hands on training with the daily watched television program the Jim Bakker Show which was hosted by Jim Bakker. I was trained in every area of production and have plenty of references and letters of recommendation. I love to direct that is my favorite part of media camera operation is another thing i like. I was the director for two teen shows one called Safelock which was broadcasting in Jamaica and another called the vision i was also Assistant director for the Jim Bakker show I also Have a lot of experience in editing with final cut pro studio"
7:37pm: point taken, we have had some recent posts in support of Jim Bakker that are civil. A refreshing change from TBC.
Brother Dortch - I knew you'd deal with that!
It is abundantly clear by this point that the Bakker-backers are some or all of the following: (a) not bothering to read the comments before posting, (b) do not have the reading comprehension necessary to understand what they are reading, (c) are being selective and ignoring information/comments they do not like, (d) have no concrete answers to the questions posed, (e) have answers/information but the information they have does not help their pro-Bakker stance.
I'd love to be proven incorrect - how about a post that answers one of the many questions, or provides a coherent and rationale argument for supporting Bakker?
The little trolls are really getting frothy now.
See TBC's post: March 8 3:43 p.m.
You still out there Joe C.? Haven't seen you posting on the Foodbucket lately. Hope you didn't get bit by a moronside zombie or have the resident witch force you to eat a Dino cake. Hang in there buddy.
Hey Kool-Aid
As I stated previously, Joe C. is a phoney baloney and is actually one of the mindless bobbleheaded Bakker backers! He was called out when he couldn't inform us about the so called "meeting" and what was discussed, so he wont be back here.
You will know a man by the company he keeps. Ron has done a good job naming the shady and unethical people that Jim surrounds himself with. Jim and Lori have been to, the IHOP ministry in Kansas City with Mike Bickle. Jim is not only a false prophets, he aligns himself with every other like himself. I highly recommend googling Mike Bickle and you will see very eerie and similar behavior to Jims. Mike Bickle got his start in ministry from Bob Jones. Bob Jones would have woman disrobe and then he would speak prophecies over them. Then go to Rick Joyner and look up Todd Bentley. You will see videos from these false prophets at conferences with people dancing and chanting in what can only be called "demonic trances". Very frightening cast of characters polluting the church of Jesus Christ and leading many astray!
@9:00
That is the Kansas City prophets I referenced earlier. That is also where this "under authority" bullshit came from. Bunch of idiotic fools proclaiming and affirming each others prophecies. Joel's Army, a bit of science fiction for anyone who cares to read about it (thanks to the commenter who found that on Jim's website).
Grandma Maxine. Kool-Aid-Kid just doesn't get it. He still thinks or hopes Joe C. will come around. I'll bet Joe C. takes his name off this blogs membership list this week. Joe C. is a practical man, he knows money talks and bullshit walks. Kool_Aid-Kid lives in La La land.
Score for today:
THREE questions asked
ZERO answers received
and the 4th BONUS QUESTION remains unanswered too!
P.S.--Don't answer with an INTERN. That is not a job!
Anybody wishing to see two photos of Tammy Sue as she appeared on the JBS last Thursday is welcome to view these photos on Jims's website now. They are on the main homepage. Also, the next live taping is Tuesday and Tammy Sue is scheduled to be there for it. If my predictions are true, Lori will take the day off and Tammy Sue will co-host the show with Jim. We'll see what happens!
6:41am: "See TBC's post: March 8 3:43 p.m"
Oh hey, TBC, you just can't keep away, huh.
Exasperated said:
"Apparently this site is scared of debate and rational dialogue."
I tried to do that with TBC (look back in the posts) and ended up feeling like if I didn't back off something weird was going to go down.
TBC was either a very bad representative of Jim's ministry, or he's an excellent example of what the ministry practices and preaches.
Bro. Dortch asks for questions to be asked but I ask why doesn't he post those questions? He says to refer back in time and find the questions on your own. Well I have and it's like searching for a needle in a haystack. You know what I think, I think Bro Dortch is afraid of the answers and the "slippery slope" it will create for him. Post the Questions!!!!!!!!
I believe TBC stands for Trinity Bible College, Ellendale, ND
Not only that but see whose photo is listed under Alumni and Friends Reception - General Council Denver 2005. None other than Kevin Shorey.
http://www.tbc2day.edu/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=13122
To 12:31 Trinity Bible College is supposed to be an excellent Bible school, I believe.
To 1259 My point wasn't about whether Trinity Bible College is a good college or not.
Trinity Bible College looks legitimate. Doubt they support morningside or jim would exploit that in order to try to make his fake school look legitimate. Kevin wasn't always a bakker fool.
12:30pm: Brother Dortch has asked questions, Ron has asked questions, I have asked questions, others have asked questions - I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that none of us who have asked questions are "afraid" of the answers.
The reason for not listing these questions is simple: all of our questions have been asked over and over again. Nobody answers - and instead we get things like the Sunday troll-fest, ranting from TBC, and an answer (Nate Parkhurst) that was (a) already given and (b) already found to not be a valid answer.
I think it is reasonable to have a limit to how many times we re-hash our questions.
But, for giggles, here are only two of my questions:
(1)does the Jesus statue at Morningside have the plaque on it yet with all the donors names listed? So far the clips shown of it on the shows (in my area) do not show this.
(2)does Jim Bakker have a doctorate that he earned in prison, as he claimed - he did not say what it was in, but he implied it was sociology (said that was what he was studying).
And I'll add one last question, 12:30pm anon - if we post the questions, do you and your buds commit to answering?
Oh thanks for your seal of approval Craig. I'll sleep better knowing that you checked it out and gave it the legit test. Holy Hanna, this blog Reminds me of the McCarthy Black List committee.
Anon@143pm
Holy Hanna!! You remind me of a moronside supporter!!
@1:43. You'll sleep better with your picture of jim next to you.
Does anyone else find it a coincidence that Tammy Sue reappears in Jims life now that daddy is rolling in the dough again. Do you think since she grew up a prima donna she wants that life back?
Tanya: Why don't you ask Joe C. if the plaque has names inscribed. I mean he's a regular at the tapings and has been to Morningside for meetings with Bakker? I support Bakker but I live in Florida, and have never been there as maybe 95% of his followers, I see on TV what you see, you think to highly of us. Also, if Bakker says he has a degree, he must have a degree, you claim to have a degree also. I see no reason to doubt you why should I doubt Bakker? What be cause he has done time? Maybe you have done time too. See what I'm trying to say? That the questions are pretty silly and for all practical purposes----unimportant and irrelevant.
Tanya and Craig,
I am pretty sure I know who this person is from Florida. I believe he lived at Morningside for awhile. Don't bother with him, like everything Bakker, he's a loser.
Answer the questions zombies!
Anon @ 2:13 has never been to Morningside but knows Joe C is at the show everyday. He knows that Joe C is at meeting(s).
Anon@213pm
Your comments are both creepy and laughable!
@2:13. The point is Tanya doesn't claim to lead a church or ask for your money. Those questions are for jim who does both.
The man from Florida, who actually lived at Morningside for a short while, is Bob Drake (& his wife Rose). He managed the General Store on Grace Street. Jim now says that he is going to those flea markets and he is putting some of his "picks" that he bought low and intends to sell high in the General Store where they are now for sale. It should also be mentioned that nowhere in Bakker's on-air statement did he ever say the profit on these flea market items would be going to the church. He is, more than likely, using the General Store, as a vehicle to...you'll never believe this...make himself some money!
Oh, Bob & Rose Drake managed the restaurant, "The Fireside Cafe" at Morningside and not the General Store. Sorry about the confusion!
to anon 2;25 That's an affirmative, I have lived at Morningside but many moons ago. I'll bet you're Axel!!
LOL, 2:46,
Who's Axel? But I figured out who you are didn't I!
To anon 2;56... Axel was the trashman and janitor at Morningside when I was there.
Anon@256pm
I don't know how you guessed that zombie blogger's id but good job. lol
The trashman and janitor at Morningside?
Obviously, the next logical step up for this man is to be appointed teacher at the college!
Go Axel !!!
Brother Dortch,
LOL LOL
Yes Kool Aid,
It's true. He has all the necessary background and qualifications for the job.
Go Axel !!!
ROFL...lol
2:13pm anonymous: so you cannot (or won't) answer any of the questions, and you see them all as irrelevant. You truly are Jim Bakker's bread and butter. You've got a pretty twisted way of thinking, for sure - I have never said I doubt what Bakker says because he did time in prison. I have commented that he got out, said he had changed, and went right back to what he was doing before. "If Bakker says he has a degree, he must have a degree, you claim to have a degree also" - well, 2:13pm, earning a doctorate while in prison seems a bit of a stretch, you need to have a Bachelor's and then a Master's first - some schools do a combined Master's/PhD program, but unlikely Jim could have accessed that from jail... and the timeline seems off to me for earning a doctorate... I could be wrong, but here's the thing - its smart to question things. I do hold degrees, but there is no reason for you to believe me. Questioning things, pursuing knowledge, these are positive things. Or, you could be a zombie. You choose zombie, and that is your right.
And no, I don't see what you are trying to say - your thinking is too muddled - but yes, I do see that you are *trying* to say something.
2:25pm, Craig, K.A.K. - thanks for the support re: 2:13pm!
I am so sick of seeing Brutus from the Popeye cartoons on Jimbo's shows..when are we going to see some new comedies?
Nate Parkhurst is actually quite successful employeed at a media giant in NYC, so what is the next question Bro Dortch?
The next question is:
When will Axel, the trashman and janitor at Morningside, be appointed to the teaching faculty at Morningside College?
Oh, and is that a tenured position or is it simply year to year?
ROFLMAO !!!
Lol Bro D. Axel is qualified for Dean at Moronside.
LOL,
Kool-Aid kid, I know a lot about Morningside and the criminals out there. I'll be sharing what I know as often as I can.
Brother Dortch, thanks for the help. I was ambivalent about calling Bob out by name. You've got great wit and wisdom. Axel is in a good place for a promotion, lol! That's how it rolls out there.
I am sure everyone caught Bobs lies in his remarks. I think his remarks are worth repeating:
"I support Bakker but I live in Florida, and have NEVER BEEN THERE as maybe 96% of his followers. I see on tv what you see."
It wasn't lost on Brother Dortch or I, that you lived and worked at Morningside Bob, and you are now back in Florida. This is the problem with you faithful Jim supporters, you are just like him.
So goes the credibility of the Bakker supporters. Many of them have done prison time they assume we have too! No Uncle Bob not all of us have shady pasts. Some of try to be moral, decent, considerate, people. We don't rip off and con little old ladies, and unsuspecting people like the woman trying to make a living at the flea market. We wouldn't be like your friend Jim and purchase the Norman Rockwell print with no conscience to tell the woman the value of it, and pay her what it was worth. True to form Jim only cares that he didn't rip her off further!
So there you go, Bob is another example of the good, upstanding folks out there at Morningside.
Mondo fan,
I know Nate and like the kid. He is not employed at a media giant. He does have a job in New York though, that much is correct.
Next zombie please....
Nate is employeed at a media company in NYC! So Brother Dortch next question please!
Bob is an imaginary character as is Axel. The subordinate think tank of this forum, Brother Dortch, Tanya, KAK, Craig,Kelsey have introduced these characters through a strategic ploy to gain the offensive which they are gradually losing. Typical tactics that a weak opponate resorts to. In other words if you can't defeat them with facts and substance. Dazzle them with blinding bullshit. I knew it would come to this. For Shame!!!
Please name for me the exact media company, by name, and tell me if they are a TV network or TV station please! Thanks!
Santwanne,
I, like Brother Dortch, would like to know the name of the media Giant Nate is employed at. Is NBC, ABC, Fox News???? What are you up to these day yourself? Or are you using Santwannes name as an alias?
LOL, AT HOW LOW COULD THEY GO.
Bob is an imaginary character, that is why he affirmed it was him @ 2:46.
Actually, it's you zombies that are losing so you are trying your best to discredit us. A weak opponent, haa! I guess it bothers you that truths always trumps lies.
Liar, thieves, con men....shame on all of you!
This is a mean batch of trolls alright. One thing you can bet your bippy on is that when they 'move on,' it will be to some other hateful 'cause.'
Oh, another lie they tell is that Jim 'owns' a three-story condo.
Pitiful.
Let's say that this Nate person has a great job in Christian media. How long as the school been in business? 3 or 4 years? How many students have gone through the program in those years? So we are talking about only one success story out of all those students? If there are any success stories out there why isn't Bakker talking about them on his show or putting them in the MM website?
Pitiful.
You signed your entry Pitiful. Are you calling yourself Pitiful? Did you actually say "Bippy?
How low could they go,
Thank you so much. You have revealed more than you can imagine with your comments. The Moronside zombies are getting nervous.
Oh wait! You're right!
Nate Parkhurst,
hummmmm, Didn't he become President of NBC?
Yeah, that's it!
Sorry everyone!
That's one legitimate job out of 4 years worth of students! Yea !!!
I only saw two sides of the base of the statue. I did not see a plaque but did not see the other two sides. I have never been to a taping of Bakkers show, nor do I plan to. I was simply there to discuss my issues. I have been informed by Council not discuss my situation with anybody at the present time.
Joe C.,
The natives are getting restless. The Morningside College students cannot find jobs. How about this? Do you have any openings cutting grass or cleaning out your barn?
They are so used to shoveling shit they would be perfect for the position!
Let us know of any openings.
I will say I have gained a wealth of knowledge since I stumbled upon this site. Some damn good laughs too.
Welcome back Joe C.
It is nice to see you Joe C.
Grandma,
Hopefully it will not be my grass or shed much longer. I think it may be time to ease on down the road.
Thank you Brother D and Kool-Aid.
Scene: NBC
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, NY 10112
(ring, ring, ring)
"Hello, Mr. Parkhurst's office."
CALLER: "Hello. Can I talk to Nate Parkhurst?"
"I'm sorry, Sir. Mr. Parkhurst is in a meeting now with Bill Gates. After that, Donald Trump is in the waiting room and he is scheduled to meet with him next. Can I take a message for him?"
CALLER: Yeah. Tell him Santwanne called. I want to find out if he's got any openings over there."
"Yes sir! I'll tell him for you, Santwanne."
CALLER: "Great! Tell him I'll be available right after we cut this new Mondo reality show commercial!"
"OK Santwanne, I'll tell him."
CALLER: Thanks!
To bet your bippy (or is it pitiful),
Jim does own the whole end unit on the west side of the building. His office is on the bottom floor. The upper two floors are his personal residence.
Exposing Jim and the rest of you liars is my only "hate" interest. I'll move on when the Jim is back in jail. In the meantime I love sparring with you So sorry I need to go to bed. Will be checking back with you later.
As for you have a great nights sleep.
Sincerely,
little mean old me
Nice to hear from you Joe C,
Hoping things work out well for you. Be careful you are working with the craftiest of cons. If he has no problem ripping off old people on SS, and people selling their wares at flea markets....well just get yourself a good attorney. We're all rooting for you Joe. Turn the tables on the con!
You're wrong, dippy.
If you're one of those 'in the know' insiders, you don't know as much as you think you do.
Prove he owns it.
Oh, and while we're throwing out names here - let me throw out a couple of loser names that came and went... like they should have.
Let's try Chad or his boyfriend Jeremy. Or maybe Emilio. All of which have a revolving employment door wherever they go.
Now I think this blog has reached a new low. We actually have Bakker's Morningside supporters accusing former employees of being homosexual.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
OMG! Get out the ram's horns and blow them again! Blow them for the witches living there and for the queers too! We certainly don't want any gays or bis at Morningside! Just sayin'
Lol. As Morningside Turns.
Nightmare on Grace Street
Hey Bippy,
How could we forget, Jim doesn't own anything. lol
Gays, bi's, witches, cons..and you. Yikes, I'd choose the revolving door and follow the gays right out of there. Rather be out here with them then in there with you!
rofl
LOL - the gay thing was a lot less of a problem than the 'lieing and stealing' thing.
Those supplies walking out the back door right into Chad's restaurant, now that was a problem.
Hey Morningside Zombies,
Can you give us that definition of gossip again?
Of course you religious, bible thumping, talking in tongues, know it all, perfect christians never gossip. lol
My oh my!
Now we have the Bakker supporters saying being gay is Ok at Morningide but that the people who were supposedly gay are now thieves too! What a nice Bible-based bunch! Where can I sign my daughter up for this great school?
Morningside, a community of love, and fellowship. We meet in homes to have our bible studies. Come join us!
Now wouldn't you want to live there too!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I find it odd that the high profile media conglomarate that has allegedly employeed Nate Parkhurst has no name or address or identity and is now a big mystery to all of us, including the poster.
THANK-YOU BROTHER DORTCH! I did not know it was NBC. Great job you did there, Brother D., of investigative reporting! I'm sure NBC is lucky to have him.
No problem Awaiting!
I, as well, would like to offer my thanks to Mr. Parkhurst's secretary for providing me the phone trnscript.
Anyone wishing to contact Nate in the future just ask for the President's office when phoning into the network!
Imagine that someone turned the tables on Jim and stole from him. Wonder how it felt for him to be on the other side of the swindle?!
Doesn't Morningside have a prayer team? I think we need to flood their phones with calls. After all there are so many prayer needed.....
1) Jim would stop lying and stealing.
2) God would save those homosexuals and Emilio that they had to kick out the door.
3) They would start learning in their bible studies
4) That the Masters kids that graduated and have no jobs would get one.
5) Jim and family would all get real jobs too.
6) Lastly prayer for all of us terrible people exposing all the bad stuff out there!
You people are too much! I have laughed so hard I nearly had tears coming down my eyes. This is an excellent blog! If it deters so much as one person from dealing with that shyster in Missouri than it is all well worth it. And now, you'll have to excuse me, I'm going to be placing a call to congratulate the new President of NBC!
Typical Bakker-backer responses - they give Nate P. as the answer to Brother Dortch's question. Upon investigation, no evidence is found that Nate meets the criteria of the question. The Bakker-backers insist that Nate is their answer... and we get:
4:07pm: "Nate P. is actually quite successful employeed at a media giant in NYC..."
Note the lack of any information that would improve the answer... like which media giant Nate is employed at. Then we get:
5pm: "Nate is employed at a media company in NYC!"
Do you see the problem here, Bakkerites? Is that how Jim Bakker won you over initially? Repeat the same things, say them loudly enough, and you believe them?
At least the zombies are admitting that we think - thanks 5:20pm. I don't mind being in a "think tank" with Brother Dortch, KAK, Craig, and Kelsey.
5:20pm, do you know the definition of "think tank?" Here's one of the definitions you can find online: "a group organized for intensive research and solving of problems, especially in the areas of technology, social or political strategy."
I'm guessing you meant to be insulting... if you really want to be insulting you could try again, maybe you'll have more success. Oh, and you could get YOUR facts straight while you're at it:
2:46pm anon said "that's an affirmative, I have lived at Morningside but many moons ago. I'll bet you're Axel!!" So how exactly did Brother D,. KAK, Craig, Kelsey, or I introduce Axel? Answer: we didn't.
It really is a reading comprehension problem, isn't it?
@ Joe C: hello - and thanks for the answer re: what you saw of the statue.
The artist's rendition of the plaque with the donors' names was on the front of the base of the statue, so if it ever does appear, we should easily see it in any video clip the students put in.
Does Bakker actually sleep in the Morningside condo or just he just call it home to keep the zombies away from his lake front house?
Hello everyone. I am so glad that you are interested in Morningside's Master's Media. You have a chance at making a real investment in yourself by coming to our school of higher learning. Once in every 4 years we have a student that actually gets a job because of the education that he received here at Morningside. It is nice a great job so I will not provide you any details but rumors on the net say that our former student works in NYC.
TBC is a biblical blogger supporting Bakker. Kevin went to TBC. Whoever figured that out is a genius. I bet Kevin almost busted a head gasket when he read that. TBC and the Trollmonger, who will be next?
Does Morningside sell any cream pies? I think I want to buy one and hit Master Bakker with it during a taping of the show. I would be more then famous, I would be infamous.
To Anon @ 6:47
I'm thinking Jim make like that pie. It would be better than the spit he's use to getting.
lol
Joe C. go and crawl back under your rock in West Virginia. There was no "meeting" and you are a phoney mindless bobblehead!
Dro Dortch you are so funny, of course Nate is not the president nor does he have a secretary, but he does have a respectable position. Your first question was answered and we are still awaiting the rest....
Santwanne Zombie,
Read the following and then go hang your zombie head and cry.
"Name is Nate I was in School for media for a year I did all hands on training with the daily watched television program the Jim Bakker Show which was hosted by Jim Bakker. I was trained in every area of production and have plenty of references and letters of recommendation. I love to direct that is my favorite part of media camera operation is another thing i like. I was the director for two teen shows one called Safelock which was broadcasting in Jamaica and another called the vision i was also Assistant director for the Jim Bakker show I also Have a lot of experience in editing with final cut pro studio"
I like Brother Dortch, he adds lots of comic relief to this blog. He possess a strong and vivid imagination and is able to infuse fantasy in all his muses, a necessity in the fiction genre. It is amazing how he conjures up some of this stuff. Whatever you're smoking Brother Dortch, I suggest you let those other funny fellows know.
To Grandma Char Groupie. I take it your daughter's gay?
anon 6:47... No they don't sell pies but they sell Dino Cakes, I would not suggest chucking one of those at anyone. Those bad boys are like concrete and heavy as lead. You'll end up in the pokey with dangerous weapons charges.
Yep, the Trolls are real geniuses at figuring things out alright. The way they conjure up things cracks me up too.
Take TBC for example. TBC in the original posts meant "to be continued."
But that was much too simple for the geniuses. I've enjoyed hearing them try to get their little troll heads around who TBC is.... ROFL.
Head genius troll even wanted to give 'instructions' on how to put 'TBC' in the identity field. Bahhh hahahaha!!!
This is just an example of how these genius trolls come up with some of their junk.
TBC
Keep saying it. Maybe type it in caps. Eventually, with no additional evidence, people are bound to believe it: 7:40am "Nate... does have a respectable position." Since you are presenting yourself as being "in the know" - what is the position, and what company is it? (echoes of Brother Dortch)
Wow, if TBC really meant "to be continued" then we have a more mentally ill person on our hands than I initially thought.
So you mean someone sat at their computer typing all those postings out, over a period of 2 days, attacking another poster, saying they wouldn't be back but coming back every few hours - and signed each post "to be continued?"
Sick. There are mental health lines you can call, you know.
Anon@912am
Does your mommy know your on her computer?
Yes Sireee... he was a real dummy alright, that TBC.
But it makes one wonder about the definition the genius trolls give of mental illness.
Self-indicting, I would say. Of course, they can't figure that out either.
As previoulsy stated, Nate is not very well spoken and his skills are in the media industry, cameras, editing, and producing. He is my friend and holds a great position in NYC!
So Bro Dortch was is your profession? I know your first name is not Richard (but it may be Dick) nor are you a pastor!
You posted four comments in a row. 819am,823am,829am and 912am. Bored? The funny thing is that you tried to make them somewhat different to make it look like it was not the same blogger. Grow up.
The KAK is wishing and hoping and dreaming and praying... that there's only a few of us.
Me thinks it's the KA KID that needs to grow up.
Now hold on a minute! I want you all to know that, now that he has come into the big money as President of the network, Nate has also dedicated a large part of his life to being a philanthropist. In fact, regarding Nate's financial status...
"Well he has giveing over 1million $ to girls home in Moldova to help girls who are sex trafficked.....what have you done?"
A little remedial education for the genius blog trolls:
prophecy is a noun
prophesy is a verb
If you don't know what a noun or a verb is, I'm sure there's a buddy genius troll who can explain them to you.
Oh, and I forgot the best word yet the trolls invented: prophesize and prophesized
Baahhh ahhahhahahahahahaha
I certainly must agree. The English department at The Morningside College is obviously a stellar program! Where else could Nate Parkhurst and James Chapman and Mondo have developed such a remarkable command of the English language and nurtured such wonderful writing skills? I am sure that Harvard, Yale, and other learning institutions will be sending staff members to Blue Eye to audit the courses being offered in an attempt to, as hard as it is going to be, replicate these wonderful course offerings for their own student body!
Congratulations to Nate Parkhurst! We always knew you could do it, Nate, and NBC has found a real winner in their new President!
Zombie at 1013 and 1016
Does your mommy know that you're on her computer?
Zombies searching blog comments for spelling errors. Lol.
Hey Craig, I think the moronside zombie@1013am would be a perfect grammar professor for Moronside fake school.
The reason this site has been chalking up the numbers of viewers, I think it is over 75,000 is Kool-Aid Kid does not all day but hit the reset button, I mean all day. He's got not job, no friends, certainly no girlfriend, no ambition in life, but to sit all day hitting that button. Pitiful!! Pitiful!!
Zombies searching blog comments for spelling errors?
Isn't that sort of like Charlie Manson searching prison cells to rid them of dangerous cult members and murderers?
LOL !!!
LOL Hey genius moronside zombie@1131am, what makes you think I'm a boy? laughable!! laughable!!
Hey Kool Aid,
It is quite possible that was a Freudian Slip the zombie made. I am sure he likes young boys...a lot! I have heard that in the bathouse him and Nolan keep playing this game where the soap keeps dropping to the floor!
@11:46-----anonymous kool-aid-kid post also. Nice try Kid!!!
Yes koolaid. Anonymous would be a great prof. For the fake school.
Student: "Professor Anonymous, how do I spell zombie?"
Professor Anonymous: "No need to spell the whole word, you may abbreviate it as TBC"
Hey Kool Aid
It looks like about half of the posts on here are from you...stop posting so much negativity and get a life!
Tanya, I have no doubt and never questioned that you have a couple of Degrees from "University of Phoenix Online". Never doubted it for a second.
Looks like the trolls resent being caught in THEIR ignorance. They can sure dish it - but they aren't real good at taking it when it comes their turn.
Quit thrashing around so much. Don't you know little trolls get so ugly from all that thrashing around?
That's the only way they learn. Give these trolls a little slap for their own good. They come away as better people for it. Gotta show them whose boss!!!!!!!!!!
"It looks like about half of the posts on here are from you...stop posting so much negativity and get a life!"
About half are from me? Really? About half? You know what zombie Santwanne I'm impressed with your math skills. In fact I'm so impressed I think you should be the mathematics professor at Moronside fake school.
Office of the President
NBC
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, NY 10112
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Re: Qualifications of our new President Nate Parkhurst
It has come to the attention of the network that the qualifications of our new President, Nate Parkhurst, have been questioned by some.
My name is Ophelia Johnson, H.R. Director for the network, and I'd like to assure all of you that this attack on the substandard qualifications of our President, Nate Parkhurst, is not true. Mr. Parkhurst brings with him, to his new position, an unparalled wealth of knowledge of media. While we are aware he did not graduate from The Morningside College in Blue Eye, MO because he was thrown out mid-term after having an inappropriate relationship with the minor child daughter of college president, Jim Bakker, it was the acomplishments of Mr. Parkhurst, post Morningside College, that caught the attention of our Board of Directors. It is for this reason we hired him.
Prior to being employed at NBC, Nate Parkhurst worked at a giant media conglomerate in New York City. This place was BIG! This place was massive! This place was huge! This place was one of the largest media conglomerates in the history of broadcasting! This place was one of the largest places of its type in the world! This place was a successful place! No other place was as big as this place so this had to be the place! This place dwarfed the competition and even Time-Warner looked amateurish next to this gigantic conglomerate.
To further assist those of you who have questioned the qualifications of our President, Nate Parkhurst, we would like to direct you to this quote from Morningside College represenitive, Mondo de la Vega, concerning the prior employment of Mr. Parkhurst. Here is exactly what Mondo had to say:
"Dis conglomerate es huge conglomerate y Nate was huge talent en dis conglomerate y when conglomerate es huge den dey ain't small and dat es why dis conglomerate es big."
The network wishes to thank Mr. de la Vega for his contribution to clearing up this very important matter.
We are sure Mr. de la Vega, like all of you, joins us in welcoming our new network President, Nate Parkhurst, as he immediately begins his duties serving as head of the NBC television network. Hopefully, this press release has answered all the questions that have been asked regarding the past employment history of Mr. Parkhurst.
Thank-you.
Geez, this troll don't have a job either. He/she/it sure spends a lot of time writing up fake press releases and other things that are conjured up in their debased little minds.
Poor little trolls.
It's hard to find a good job... and keep it.
Maybe that's why there's such a big turnover at Morningside. Sure wish they'd wear their real face when they apply, don't you?
Otherwise, they get real mean when they're fired and get on public troll blogs and try to get even.
@819AM The way they "conjure" up things cracks me up too.
@912AM It is amazing how he "conjures" up some of this stuff.
You like this word don't you zombie?
conjure
1. One that performs magic tricks; a magician.
2. A sorcerer or sorceress.
I'm going to call you the magican from now on.
Thrashing around.
You heard that from jim didn't you. "Hold still and quit thrashing around"
The shit that must go on in that bath house...
Woot - the KAK is really hot and bothered. Can't you tell?
Kool aid Kid takes all this too personal. I notice it's pretty easy to "ruffle his/her feathers" and get him/her all flustered and confused. Don't get your dander up kid, you do one heck of job keeping the home fires lite when the big boys are going about their daily business. With your rapier sharp wit and obvious high intellect you'll have no trouble flipping those burgers, when you finally get your "big break" in life.
And I am sure that whatever Kool Aid does in life, it will have nothing to do with stealing money from elderly people and defrauding them to the tune of spending five years in federal prison for it. I am sure he will not defraud little old ladies at a flea market and then brag about it. I am sure he will not involve himself in multiple homosexual relationships with employees that work for him. I am sure he will not start a life of mooching off the church to avoid paying taxes that are owed. And speaking of flipping burgers, with a fake college that has, to this day, never gotten a job for so much as one of its so called "students" you can find all of them flipping burgers since that is all they are qualified to do after graduating from the fake school. LOL! LOL! LOL!
@2;34----- I WOULD'NT BET ON THAT!!!
Oh, and I am sure that Kool Aid will not go find a severely deformed, very sick, 22 inch tall, crippled boy with no legs and place this deformed and sick cripple next to him, on live TV, and proceed to raise over three- million dollars in money which he then falsely advertises is to be used for a so-called "group home" for handicapped children and then proceed to steal over 1.5 million dollars of the crippled child's money and cause him to be evicted from what was never a "group home" at all. And, even sadder, is that this crippled child who was swindled was the son of his (Bakker's) own first cousin! Do I think Kool Aid would do that to his own family? No, I do not.
But, if it makes you feel good and gives you a reason for sitting here all day and kissing your ex-con's ass, then go ahead and feel that way. The public can decide who is right and who is wrong here.
Damn it magican, do I have to teach you how to spell? Wouldn't is not spelled would'nt. When you get all flustered and confused you forget to spell proper! LOL LOL LOL
calm down little zombie
Kool-Aid Kid don't let the evil people from Morningside get under your skin. There is a serious problem with mental illness in the commune. There must be a problem with a few of them getting their meds. When they are off their meds they have rage issues, as we all can see.
(Squawk!!! Whistle! Squawk!).... Answer the (whistle) questions!!.. Answer (squawk) the questions! (whistle)... Polly want a (whistle) cracker!! (squask)....
Love the troll parrot! Whoever you are... that there was just plain funny!
Direct quote from Jim Bakker on 12-2-11:
"We are a community of love and worship at Morningside."
We will gladly let the general public decide for themselves if that is also true or if it is nothing but an untrue statement designed to totally deflect what the real truth actually is.
troll @ 2:34
Or... they could spend the day conjuring up ridiculist material like we see here.
Why don't you go to a garage sale or something constructive? When you get there, be sure you give the lady more than what she asks for, too.
I'm sure you will.
"ridiculist material"
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I rest my case!
You're a genius.
We all wanna be
JUST LIKE YOU!
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Magican@309pm
Haven't you had enough of "conjuring" up things for one day magican? LOL
What's a magican?
Did Jack Lalane come up with some new magic can or something?
Geniuses.
I love the comment about University of Pheonix from someone supporting Master's Media.
You really think Master's Media is superior to an accredited online college? There's not even accreditation at Master's Media! At least you leave with a real degree! I'm sure the MM kids all leave with the same kind of "Doctorate" that JB has.
Well, let's see if the troll geniuses can figure this out. I know it's going to be a stretch for them, but oh well. We'll try.
Nobody in any college, accredited or not, gets a degree in less than 4 years (unless it's an associate degree which, that, and a dollar wouldn't buy you a troll biscuit.)
Morningside Master's Media has been open for 4 years. And we have how many students that have completed the program? Two,you say? Yes, that's it geniuses, two students completed the program. None other than Zach(The Man)and James Chapman (The Little Man).
While Nate is a great guy, and a stand-up young man, he made his mistakes... and regrets them. But, guess what? Nate is doing well to all you troll's consternation, as we know. He knows he messed up and he's very humble about it. We love Nate and he loves us too.
So, another contrived and conjured up assertion from the troll's junk heap gets debunked.
Now, I will lay money on the fact that hands-on experience trumps academics any day of the week when it comes to television production in the Christian media field. In fact, we know it does. Almost all of Jim's crew from Heritage USA is at a well-known televangelist's ministry in Texas. They didn't get there because they went to an 'accredited' school. They got there because they were already doing the deed.
Now, I know this is going to be hard for your little troll minds to grasp, but the Christian community don't operate like the world. We don't value the same things, and we don't care about what you think is 'acceptable.' We do it our way, and I know that causes you to gnash your little troll teeth, but hey, that just makes you uglier.
On this day in:
In 1987, televangelist Jim Bakker resigned as chairman of his PTL ministry organization amid a sex and money scandal involving Jessica Hahn, a former church secretary.
25 year anniversary today!
The University of Phoenix requires a minimum of a Masters Degree for anyone wishing to teach there.
Jim Bakker's Morningside Master's Media requires that you be a grandson of Jim's, who writes with the skills of a fourth grader, despite having only a high school diploma, to teach there.
Also, the eldest Mexican daughter, "Nana" also teaches there with no college degree and not one job in her life at any radio station, TV station, or professional television production company ever. She has a high school diploma and has never, like James, ever taught media ever before.
Andrew, who also teaches, was a professional grass cutter, who used a lawnmower and weedwacker to earn a living, prior to teaching at the fake "college".
Now, using this as your basis, decide for yourself what school will release you into the world with the better education.
"Nobody in any college, accredited or not, gets a degree in less than 4 years (unless it's an associate degree which, that, and a dollar wouldn't buy you a troll biscuit.)"
Apparently, an Associate's degree doesn't buy you a biscuit - but it gets you a paying job as a Professor at Morningside!
The truth of the matter is that Nate is an intern and is still looking for a job. Nobody connected with Morningside is able to name the gigantic media company that supposedly employs him and for good reason--there is none! LOL LOL LOL
The truth of the matter is that NONE of the Morningside "students" has ever gotten a job in media at any reputable production company.
And, for your information, I know many people involved with Christian broadcasting on a national level. Jim Bakker is a joke in the profession and has caused a lot of laughs to occur, especially when he had Zach and Kevin jump on the trampolines as if that was going to change anything or help them. Guess what? It has not helped either of them one bit. Has it?
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Andrew, degreed.
Nena, 6 years in Master's Commission, the last three in leadership.
James, 4 years.
Zach, 4 years.
Who's the one with the associate degree? Awww... are you lying again, little troll?
Are these the former happy crew members of which you speak?
"Bakker himself was restless. In 1972—acting under what he told Pat Robertson were orders from God—the Bakkers left the show. Jim, many felt, was a prima donna and perfectionist. The night the Bakkers left, crew members trashed their set, dispatching Susie Moppet with an ax blow to the head."
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20096308,00.html
Didn't masters media used to be part of masters commishion? Whatever happened to that?
Nope, those were the ones that ended up flipping burgers at McDonald's.
This is what you said:
Well, let's see if the troll geniuses can figure this out. I know it's going to be a stretch for them, but oh well. We'll try.
Nobody in any college, accredited or not, gets a degree in less than 4 years (unless it's an associate degree which, that, and a dollar wouldn't buy you a troll biscuit.)
Morningside Master's Media has been open for 4 years. And we have how many students that have completed the program? Two,you say? Yes, that's it geniuses, two students completed the program. None other than Zach(The Man)and James Chapman (The Little Man).
Then you said:
Nena, 6 years in Master's Commission, the last three in leadership.
????????
Lloyd Zeigler is still very connected to Morningside and always will be. Master's Media has a different focus that Master's Commission and a different vision. They are, however, eternally linked by kindred spirits.
Andrew, degreed with a 4 year Bachelors degree but it is NOT in media education and he is not licensed to teach in the State of Missouri. You need a MASTERS to teach and he deos not have one and has never taught professionally in his life and is not qualified to do so!
Nena, O years (Never been to college)
James, O years (Never been to college)
Zach, O years (Never been to college)
Now, when you want to come back here with THE TRUTH do so but keep your Jim Bakker fraud figures to yourself because nobody here is dumb enough to believe them.
Also, if ANY of the figures I have stated above are untrue, name the person's name and the accredited college they have attended to recieve a Master's degree and licensure to teach and I will be happy to apologize! Deal? Now let's see your figures now!
Nena went to another location's Master's Commission for a couple of years. Then she came home and went to work in Master's Media.
(Hope I'm right about that - I believe it was 2 years away.)
Those dang little troll weasles don't read well, do they?
If your so-called DEGREE (?) from Masters Media was worth anything you would be able to name one student with a job in the profession and not an internship working in the ghetto! LOL LOL LOL
Anon@327
Would you rather I call the zombie magician instead? Magican seemed to bother you.
They sure don't 4:39.
Must be a troll deficit disorder.
The REAL Masters Commission is a Bible studying "program" sponsored by a church. It is UNACCREDITED and is therefore not a "college" or not a "school". It is a "program" or "seminar" or "workshop" so quit stretching the truth!
Now, did you ever find out the name of that BIGGGGGGG media outfit that employs Nate? Are you sure it is not NBC? Why, I think it is! He is the new president! Yes he is--the President of NBC!
Ok here we go.
Let's say you are going to really apply for a job at NBC. Under "College Attended" you must leave that blank if you attended Masters Commission because you have never attended college.
Under "Other Training Received" you can then fill in Masters Commission, as Bible training received in church, and you will find that to be as useless as tits on a bull if you want to get a job in media and the fact that Bakker allows this to be a qualification for teaching college(?) is nothing but A JOKE.
NBC and ANY OTHER NETWORK will laugh you out of the office with a resume like that! Why do you think no other "students" have ever gotten a job?
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wake up people!
Would the troll who said other's in Christian media laugh at Jim Bakker... please produce names and contact information. Otherwise, you're just blowing troll smoke. Do you think we're going to take your word for it? Produce something we can believe.
Don't get so bent out of shape, 5:03.
Have you ever heard of apprenticeship? Have you ever heard of 'student teaching?'
The 'accredited' degree is not, and has never been, the ONLY way.
Small-minded people think in one dimension.
Master's Media is a gay friendly school. Just look at who is involved with the school, Jim Bakker and Lloyd Zeigler. I hope I don't have to talk you into believing that they are gay.
TBC
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For $8,000 a semester, Master's Media better be more than an "apprenticeship".
You can intern at your local news station, and I bet they don't make you fork up $8,000 and tell you to live in a "tabernacle" with no subfloor.
I got to give it to Zach the sack, he has students referring to him as The Man. Zach will go far in the world of fake Christian media.
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Student teaching? Why, yes I've heard of that and there is not an approved student teaching program at Morningside!
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Apprenticeship? Yes, I've heard of that and there is not an approved apprenticeship program at Morningside either!
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Now, do you not care about any of this? OK! Come on over to our church this Sunday night and for 1/2 of the $8000 Bakker says his program is worth I will teach you how to run a video camera and your chance of getting a job is exactly the same and you (unless you are Zach, then it is his Dad) will save $4000 and have the exact same chance of landing a job in media which NOT ONE PERSON has done in the fantastic program!
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These young fools are FUNNY !!!!!
Here's a real "survivalist" website, and what these people think of the crap JB sells:
"I was channel surfing and came across Jim Bakker on TLN network talking about shtf scenarios like the New Madrid fault and the possibility of a nuclear disaster in America's Heartland where many nuke reactors are centrally located, including northern Illinois. They're marketing 20-year shelf life food, solar chargers, potassium iodide and wind-up flashlights for $250 contributions.
I went online and looked around their site: http://www.jimbakkershow.com/Publish...?ID=1000102652
Seems like a lot of cash for what you get▬especially the chintzy 'as seen on TV' chinese $4.99 survival knife.. Although it might be a good idea for the unprepared masses, IMO.. They're really hyping the potassium iodide pills
My question is if this is legit or just another PTL fraudulent, money-generating scam."
I think everyone (trolls and zombies) would agree with me on this fact. If a site and forum like this would have existed way back when PTL was in fruition. Just imagine how many people it would have helped by informing them of the schenadigans and wheel-n-dealings that were going on there thus preventing them from flushing their money down the toilet. Bakker distrusts the internet, but I'm grateful that it exists.
Two items that you would need in and with your survival kit that Bakker never mentions, and he should sell. A high caliber pistol or rifle and a good knife. Why?? Because without them the guy who has them will take everything from you. Survival of the fittest will win the day.
The purpose of this site is to educate the people who are not in the know as well as to entertain a wee bit too.
Certain people, who are of "The Jim Jones Mentality" do not want to know the truth. A perfect example is the misguided Zach Drew or whoever is writing the nonsense above. They HEAR the truth but they don't LISTEN to what they are hearing. It falls under the category of being brainwashed.
This is America and one is free to spend their life and money how they want and if they want to give it all away to a con man, that is their right. Good luck !!!
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