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| Lori Bakker - Moron, Imbecile or Idiot? |
I'm just watching Lori for the first time in about a week. She's been absent this whole time that Jim's been running around Mississippi in the NOW News van, but she's back on the show and she's turned up full blast. I think she had some botox done or maybe another face-tightening, she's very shiny and bright. What strikes me most about Lori after having watched her for years is that she's an idiot. Whereas her husband Jim Bakker is conniving and manipulative, Lori is just cluelessly drinking Jim's Kool-Aid.
Now, I don't doubt Lori Graham 'Daffy' Bakker is motivated by money just like Papa Jim. But in pursuit of that money she seems to really believe what Jim is saying (even when Jim doesn't even believe it). The way she intently reads those Bible verses that Jim cites to sell product, you'd think she was reading a fashion magazine or celebrity gossip mag. Through Jim, she can make a little money and put on that annoying air of trailer park affluence. But she's not just smelling opportunity in Jim now; it seems like she's starting to like him in a high school math teacher kinda way.
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| Daffy Bakker |
This leads me to wonder whether 'Daffy' Bakker is really of low intelligence? When I reflect on past episodes, she always seems to be one step short of everyone else. And she has outbursts at weird intervals, a lot of times you can see it throw Jim off-track when he's already halfway into his spiel. Jim has even corrected her on-camera via nudges and hand squeezes. Is that because he knows no other way to control her but through painful stimuli? I wonder if he also smacks her with a rolled up newspaper when they're at that nice Morningside Condo of theirs? And the woman had not one, not two, not even three...but five abortions. Honestly, does she even have a brain?
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| Brain = Empty |
IQ Range / Term used
- 70-80 / Borderline Deficiency
- 50-69 / Moron
- 20-49 / Imbecile
- below 20 / Idiot
I see 3-out-of-4 terms that I associate with Lori here, and in case you're wondering the highest score ain't one of them.
I once heard Bakker refer to slow people as 'waterheads'. I wonder if Jim thinks Lori is a waterhead?
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Lori! She is busy.
http://lorisblog.jimbakkershow.com/
Mama San
Lori is Jim's type of gal. Her actions and makeup mirror Tammy Faye. But then he never let either one talk.
Remember the old commercial with the egg being broken into the hot frying pan....then the commentator saying "this is your brain, and then as the egg sizzles in the pan he says "and this is your brain on drugs". Guess that may be part of her problem. lol
lori was one big time party girl in her day. 5 abortions. FIVE! plus when she does talk she speaks longingly for her drug days. she loved her "sex, drugs and rock n roll" era. plus anyone notice how she makes orgasmic moans and groans whenever she is impressed with something jim said. i swear she has an orgasm every show over something. the funny thing is now lori's adopted daughters are in their late teens and twenties and theyre flying the coop looking for some fun of their own and lori is squalling over this when shes not making porn noises. this woman is a piece of work. when i look at her all i can think is what a great pair of breast wasted on jim bakker. i'm sure he has no use for them.
LORIE, PLEASE STOP YOUR MOANING AND GROANING WHEN LISTENING TO OTHERS TALK. WHO WAS SHE MARRIED TO BEFORE BAKKER? NOT MARRIED, JUST DOING HER THING WITH EVERY TOM, HARRY, AND DICK THAT SHE COULD FIND TO LAY WITH? HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU BEDDED DOWN WITH, HUNDREDS? PREACH A LITTLE GOSPEL, SELL A COUPLE BOTTLES OF DR. GOOD. SOUNDS LIKE CHER . .
ALL THE FOLKS ON BAKKER'S SHOW ENDORSING THEIR ITEMS FOR SALE, SURE. THEY MAKE,AND OR SELL THEM AND PAT YOU TWO ON THE HEAD, CAUSE YOU ARE MAKING THEM RICH AND MAKING BAKKER RICH SELLING THEM. BAKKER BRAGS ABOUT ALL THE MONEY HE RAISED AT PTL HE DOESN'T MENTION ALL THE DUMB DONORS WHO ENDED UP LOSING EVERYTHING SINCE HE PROMISED THEY WILL GO TO HEAVEN IF THEY GIVE THEIR MONEY TO TV PREACHERS. WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR HOMES BAKKER SOLD TO FOLKS AND THEN WERE FORCED TO MOVE OUT AND LOSE ALL THEIR INVESTMENT? HOW CAN HE FACE THE PUBLIC? DUMB ASS FOLLOWERS JUST KEEP COMING, GIVING AWAY THEIR MONEY THAT SHOULD GO TO THEIR LOCAL CHARITIES, PLEASE FOLKS HOW DUMB ARE YOU ? ? ? ?
SUCKER BORN EVERY DAY. BAKKER WILL BURN IN HELL IF THERE IS ONE. I SEE WHY FOLKS DON'T HAVE ANY FAITH AFTER FOLLOWING FROG FACE BAKKER . . .
Doesn't the Bible say "Judge not lest ye be judged.?" None of you know what is in their hearts so unless you are free of sin Shut up and they are on the air to make money just like anyone else. I don't give much money to organized religion but I do get uplifted by the decent young folks on the show. Where do you see decent kids anymore?
I think lori's smile is on the face permanantly. doesnt the bible say somethng about being vain? how much money has been spent on her face?
I love Lori, she is very sweet, who are you? What good does it do to write slanderous things about another person, the Lord is coming and I hope you find something more productive to do with your life.
One stupid ass bitch!! But damn id fuck the hell out of her!!!
An how is that sorry bastard still milking money from all u jesus freaks? An u say lori is a idiot? Wake the fuck up!!! Call her dumb as u write out your checks! Morons!!!
I know its wrong to say but in a weird way Lori is sexy. An five abortions? We know what she likes to do! An would I ever like to get some of that! Hit me up Lori. Il fuck the hell out of you!
God still loves you.
Who can cast the 1st stone? None of you.. Funny and good how you can watch the show though.
They are parasites...trolling for the gullible and fearful. What a funky little monkey, but dangerous. He mentions at least one bit of misinformation every day. Lori is a true hysteric. I feel sorry for those kids. He will play them until they break.
Lori Bakker is human and yes she had 5 abortions that takes real strength to public mention her abortions she's paid for it like we all reap what we so.if she wants to look good,get a face lift,yes I ser money on her and jim that's there business.GOD.GRACED Lori and especially Jim look how tammy faye went out cancer.cancer.money is not every rhing.
Thank you for calling attention to these two liars. "The devil doth put on his finest clothes when he does his dirtiest deeds". Daffy and sex perv husband selling vomit on the air --- where do they find an audience or anyone who would give any money to those trailer-park thieves??
Thank you for this article because it reflects my own perception of these vomit-peddling snake-oil salesmen.
I sure would be repenting if I was them.
I'd like to see Jim Pogo stick from morning side to San Francisco on live tbn for donations to his ministry and that fatty his musical choir boy Kev could job behind with a go-pro fixated on captain Bake your bread jimmy
Why don't u all take a look at yourselves before u judge others!
Also, all of you look back on this when you have no food and water saved up. Because they are right. A lot of stuff is going to happen very soon. And this is exactly why!
It's none of anyone's business what she does to herself!
I wonder how the gullible is going to feel when they open up those cans and find the contents rotten, smelly and swimming in maggots. The fact is they trust man instead of god. I guess people need to reread Exodus. GOD fed the children of Israel everyday and told them not to save anything because he fed them fresh manna from heaven.
It is so sad to see those who hunger and thirst after righteousness get caught up in the televangelist bullcrap. It is disgusting.
for all you Bible thumpers it is our responsibility to make sure the flock isn't fleeced again, jim was imprisoned for the same thing, fleecing 148,000,000 which was never recovered, 148 MILLION dollars by saying God told him you needed to send money. LORI has a HOUSE donated 12,000 square foot mansion for pregnant mothers, its genius,(see anyone under 18 cannot be filmed or questioned or showed on air so JIM and LORI know they have a VALE infront of their mansion that they don't have to show what it is being used for. They have no pregnant women there, the chef is their personal cook. Jim cant own anything so he has got lori to put the land and home in her name as a non profit. but actually no one is donating he has money HIDDEN in secret accounts, that's how he got out of a 48 year prison sentence like Bernie Madoff after only 4 years, he paid off a JUDGE and attorney. HE still has millions which he is using to build his personal empire, HE says the end of the world is coming this year but then ask for a 40,000$ PIANO LOL. now he wants an island in the Pacific so he can build another mansion to get out of that miserable Missouri during the winter. HE IS a CON MAN the Antichrist.
That little worm will be the first one to crawl into a hole when the end comes, he won't be transmitting on those crappy radios or inviting people over to eat out of those crappy food buckets
Like I used to say about my Friend's Moms in college, "I would knock the bottom out of
that if I was an old fart."
Shes blonde, loud and has epic breasts. I would put on a Christopher Hitchens mask and make her eyes roll back in her head.
I love Him Banker, and his new wife is also nice. Why can't you people let Jim Bakker alone he's not doing anything wrong. God bless Him and his wife.
Leave Jim Bakker and his wife alone their not doing anything wrong. May God bless Jim Bakker.
Guy who wrote this crap is a punk living in Mommy's basement. Get a life!
This man is a professional crook. His so called prison sentence was a joke. He was in a minimum security federal facility and formulated his plans for his current enterprise. The government allows him to operate because he is paying the IRS the millions he owes. He still owns the intellectual property rights to PTL and has brought the name back to sell bibles and shares in his Branson Missouri complex. Isn't this exactly why he was indicted and sent to "prison"? I personally find him and his new makeup laden wife#2 my favorite comedians. I must be dumb but I thought that the food buckets they peddle were to be saved for the "rapture" or whatever they call it. They encourage people to buy them and eat them now. I hope Bakker stays on the air until he drops! Comic relief for me is great!
Amen
Poor sarah. God your retarded,these people are evil and your to stupid to realize that.now ill take 8 buckets to go!! Fucking idiot!!
i would love to fuck her... i'll show her jesus...
The whole show is one big scam. Try contacting them and you'll see that the only way you can is to send them money, otherwise you'll get no response what so ever.
Why doesn't someone ever ask where HE gets HIS food from (since he says he has a hoard stashed away), generators from, etc. He takes them for FREE from the ministry that he professes to need money. He belongs back in jail!
He says he is PROPHETIC and speaks for God on every show. Then he attempts to add validity to his predictions by saying that he "said that it would happen" But it's never the way he says it will take place. Now his latest thing is to say that God told him that earthquakes are coming (but he never says where) and every time one happens anywhere he uses it as proof that he is PROPHETIC when in fact he is PATHETIC!!!
Yea, PTL must stand for Prophet's That Lie!!!!!!
I agree with the poster who said that Jim brags that he owns a half dozen of the $4000.00 generators that his "so-called ministry" offers for sale. Did he PAY for them or.... steal them????
Trump promoter and false prophets but its okay if you want to believe the nonsense they spew.The gullible leadind the gullible because I wont insult the blind!
I happen to know Lori personally and have for many years. It's gonna suck when you guys stand before God and he brings these comments up on the screen of your life to judge your idle words. I mean, this is beyond heartbreaking that any of you who claim to be Jesus lovers would say the stuff you've said here. Lori is one of the strongest women of God I know. Her testimony has been used to heal many women and I've witnessed the affect of it. I was there when Jim Bakker came before 10,000 pastor's and men of God and publicly repented as did the whole crowd, on their faces in repentance because of the way they had treated Jim, just like you are doing now.... no wonder the world wants nothing to do with Jesus. Look at those who say they represent Him. I believe "believers" will be held responsible before God for these kinds of slanderous opportunities.
Mr Blog guy, you will be even more responsible because you have initiated and created a platform for this garbage. I pray Holy Spirit convicts you of your sin for none of this is lost to Him.
Yes How Could Anyone Send Jim And Lori Bakker Any Money. This Is Ridiculous Back Building, Sales, Products...What Is Wrong With People? Jim Only Served 5 Years For A 45 Year Sentencing... Go Figure...Those People That Gave Him Money At PTL Will Never See There Money Again.
I could not agree more . I dont believe that God is going to let us all starve to death, this fool is using religion to scare people half to death just to sell something, nobody knows when Jesus is coming but this man here seems to know somehow ..
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