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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Foodbucket Flashback: Master's Commission Graduation

Mrs Wintercorn, Zach and FrankenZach
Dateline: June 2010
Morningside - Blue Eye, MO
Subj: Foodbucket Flashback
Re: Fat Inbreds Dancing

According to my DVR, the single greatest episode of The Jim Bakker Show occurred sometime in June 2010. It was the graduation of the inaugural Master's Commission class, or at least that's what Jim said. Fast-forward to a year later and many faces have disappeared, and in fact Master's Commission has changed to the unfranchised and probably unaccredited broadcasting college that Jim created, Master's Media.

The black kid and Inbred Redford, heads bowed in mediocrity
The show begins with a somber tone, the fat graduates arrayed in front of us like hogs at a fair. Everyone's heads are bowed, hands clasped. The camera pans across the collected herd. There's Zach and FrankenZach. Young froglet James is positioned next to his crush, Mrs Wintercorn. On the upper deck of the stage we spy Bill Ballenger's son, Count Ballenger. To his left is Big Trystan, and between both of them is an unknown girl with enormous thighs, the proverbial elephant in the room. She's positioned in the worst possible spot: Smack dab in the middle of the entire group. Normally we put the unattractive off to the side so we don't have to look at them. Here, they've quite literally attempted to hide her in plain view.

Why would you place her right in the middle of the pack?
A song prelude has been playing in the background, but now it's showtime. Altogether, the kid's contort. They are, in their own minds, dancing beautifully for their Lord, Jim Bakker. To the home viewer, it appears that they are simultaneously convulsing due to a bad Branson burger. They wave their arms and move their hands in motions which resemble sign language. And the kids are not only 'dancing', they're also lip-synching.
  
FrankenZach almost went horizontal
It's interesting to pick out the best- and worst-dancers, considering that they're all bad dancers to begin with. The token black kid is pretty decent, whereas FrankenZach is horrible. FrankenZach is trying very, very hard though; at one point he almost went completely horizontal while still standing on his feet. The real Zach is remarkably agile for a big man, and we see that froglet James is actually somewhat coordinated. Surprising, given his softy look.

Whoa, Big Tryst just exploded into a fake solo! That explains the unauthorized sweatpants she's wearing, she'll need that extra breathability and stretchiness...the last thing we need up there are split pants. She's moving in steps which could be described as Combat Tai Chi, ineffective-but-important-looking flailings of her hocks and bellies.

"HI-YA!"
She performs her movements all with a pained expression on her face as she mimics the words of the recorded lady who actually did the singing.

Back to a pan shot. Inbred Redford is next to the black kid, and I'd say he's be about average on the dancing scale. But whoosh, Mrs Charlotte Wintercorn is A-W-F-U-L, with a capital A.

Uh-oh, have I got some disappointing news for Big Trystan. Her dance partner for this evening is going to be The Count, cause he's been placed directly opposite her onstage.

The Count, thrusting
And there he goes! He's cavorting onstage with a creepy look in his eye, humping the air like a dog in heat. No sweats for him, no sir, The Count has smartly decided to wear jeans for this little event to hide the arousal which will be in full bloom by the end of the song. Hell, it's probably there now. This poor kid's been pent up in a four-man room with three fat kids who've been fartin' foodbucket gas all 'semester', now it's time to party. And the scent of Trystan Eschette is in the air.....Oooh, hubba hubba! Show her what you got kid!

The Count has that look in his eye
Whoa-ho, and here's what he's got: Two make-believe six-shooters he's pulling out of his pockets. I have no idea how this move even relates to the song, and frankly I'm not even listening to the song. My brain is too busy watching the visual trainwreck unfolding in front of me.

The Count actually grabbed the air and thrust into it. I hope Bakker has a firehose ready off-stage, or at least a stout stick, this kid is about ready to self-combust. What the hell is in those foodbuckets anyways?

Whoa pardner, no guns allowed in here!
To my relief, The Count makes it through his fake singing solo without getting himself arrested. We're back on the chorus now with the whole assembly doing a sort of lazy 8 move with their hands. Then they all get the Happy Feet. They hop up and down while rotating their hips in mid-air. It's completely nonsensical, is this even considered dancing? They're all looking down while they hop too...are they not capable of safely jumping up and down in place without watching their feet?

Careful elephant, careful!
Scratch that, they've just answered my question. The elephant in the room appears to be teetering on the brink of disaster while she's hopping up there. She's looking down, but I honestly don't even think she can see her feet, it's got to be only belly and thighs from her viewing angle on top of her own damn body. But that's alright Big Mama, you just do what you gotta do to be safe up there. Cause if you fall, you're gonna cause a chain-reaction and the rest of the fat kids are gonna drop like dominoes.

Bakker better get that hose ready
The song's winding down. Count Ballenger gets another couple humps out at the air, while Trystan makes the ASL sign for 'more butter, please'. They're both completely spent. The kids finish their song to a standing ovation from the Bakker zombies in attendance.

The Count grabbed the air and humped it

We cut to Jim Bakker who is now up at the podium in cap and gown. He plays a pre-recorded message from Lloyd Ziegler, director of Master's Commission. Lloyd has a Sylvester the Cat speech impediment, and given the squeaky tone of his voice, I believe the man suffers from shrunken testicles. I could be wrong on that though; he might not have any testicles at all.

After the message plays, we have power-couple Zach and Trystan together giving an address. Zach begins with 'thank yous', and his first thank you goes out to "everybody that cooked for us". Good to see Zach with his priorities straight.

Mrs Wintercorn can't dance
Big Tryst takes the mic and thanks everyone for 'taking us in'. Trystan, you performed a service for Jim Bakker. You paid him to 'take you in', then you went even further and gave him your time and effort for free. You serve at the pleasure of Jim Bakker...and when he's no longer pleased, you will no longer serve. Trystan continues on by telling us how close she's become to everyone, that she now considers them all her 'brothers and sisters'. I feel a little bad for Trystan since I know that 90% of these kids are gone in a year.

Trystan signing for 'more butter, please'
Where's Inbred Redford and the black kid? Mrs Wintercorn? Gone with the harvest. Frankenzach? Back to the castle dungeon. They're all gone. Soon Trystan and Zach will be gone too, never to be seen on television again. And all they'll have to show for their time and money is a wrinkled 'diploma' printed on standard 20# copy paper and preserved for all eternity in a cheap plastic frame. Maybe they'll get lucky one day and see themselves in repeats, hawking Jim's crap while he and Lori sun themselves to a crisp on a Florida vacation. That will be Jim Bakker's special love gift for you, Trystan. Welcome to reality.

Jim Bakker selling watches
Right on time, Jim shows up in a sales-pitch interlude. He's wearing a cap and gown, with tassel. Dean Bakker proceeds to tell us all about the awesome $50 'Thank You' gift we can send him to support the next Master's Commission class. I don't get it: Why would we send him a thank you gift? Shouldn't he be sending us a thank you gift for supporting his heretical ministry? This makes no sense at all, but there's the Dean up there telling us what we get for our Thank You love gift. We get a foodbucket taster pack, a jackoff pump-flashlight, a packet of 'purple power drink' (which is probably Grape Kool-Aid repackaged), and two ugly watches.

"I'm a little concerned, Dean. This is highly unusual."
Dean Bakker then models the watches for us like a Price is Right model. He even has the little wrist motion down. You know the move: A slow rotation of the wrist to make the fake diamonds twinkle under the stage lamps. I've seen a lot of things in my day, but I can't recall ever having seen a college dean try to sell me a watch. This is a first.

The trainwreck continues. Bill Ballenger, convicted felon, takes the stage to sing one of his awful songs. He and his fat wife used to be regulars on the show, but now they've disappeared. The guy is in his forties, frosts his hair, and looks like a giant rat. He can't sing for shit, but he pulls a smoke-and-mirrors move with the hair and clothes to fool people into thinking that he can.

The Rat leering at the girls
He and his wife went to prison years ago, but now he's supposedly reformed and working a 'youth concert' racket which gives him access to high school girls all across the country. Do I know for sure that The Rat is doing anything inappropriate with all these impressionable teenage girls within his reach? No. Would I give him access to my teenage daughter? No. Any convicted felon that frosts his hair and wears clothes designed to hide is true age is not getting anywhere near my daughter...or my son for that matter. No matter how you slice it, it's weird. Stop lurking around the high school kids and go get a real job dude.

Morningside Chief Collaborator, Charlene Graham
Unlike his son, Bill Ballenger avoids humping the air on-stage, though I can't speak for what occurs backstage. He finishes his below-average song (which, by the way, stole a beat from British musician Seal), and heads back to his seat with the rest of the 'faculty'. Oh, did I not mention that Professor Ballenger is also part of the Master's Commission faculty? Yep, and I think he teaches Sex Ed, but don't quote me on that.

FrankenZach thinking of cartoons
The Rat crawls back into his hole and is displaced by Dean Bakker flapping his gums for a bit. Jim blows smoke up their asses, telling them that they'll be doing the Lord's work in the Christian broadcast ministry. What he doesn't tell them is that, in the meantime, the least ugly ones of the bunch will be doing Jim Bakker's work...and they'll be doing it for free. After Jim talks himself out, it's diploma time. Each student is called up to receive their shoddy diploma, a hand shake from Jim and a kiss from Lori. Lori tells each one that she loves them. Lori's mother Charlene, the Crypt Keeper, is wearing a special purple stole to identify herself as Morningside's chief collaborator. To be clear, she is the only one wearing a special robe. Jim doesn't even get that.

Trystan the Tranny Slug
As each kid walks up, I can't help thinking that this resembles a special olympics award ceremony. Each one of these kids looks a wee bit off. Frankenzach's eyes are deepset and dim. Inbred Redford looks dull but powerful. Trystan looks like a giant transvestite slug. Maybe the Crypt Keeper's purple stole is used to dab slobber off of the kid's mouths? If I had to choose one ultimate career path for these kids, it would most certainly not be television. Maybe Jim sees something I don't see.

Did Inbred Redford just escape a mental institution?
After diploma presentation, it's time for the big show finale: 2500 pounds of lip-syncing Master's Commission beef. We start out slow, with Zach Drew fake-singing to us. Then Inbred Red stands up. He's wearing leather wrist bracelets with a chain link dangling from them. On a normal kid these would be cool, but on Red they make him look like he just ripped himself off a wall at the local mental institution.

Why did we never know his name?
The token black kid's up next, with cap pressed firmly down on top of his afro. His name, by the way, is Antwan Jamar. I only know this because they were forced to say his name during diploma presentation. I've never heard Bakker mention his name otherwise. Why not, Jim? He's just a student like everyone else, and he has a name. You draw attention to him by your avoidance of him. Why didn't you ever give him a chance to announce or run a foodbucket marathon? Is it because you knew your audience wouldn't go for that sort of thing?

Wintercorn going the wrong way
Count Ballenger springs up from his seat. Too bad for him though: Since this isn't a thrusting song, he can't work his six-shooter magic again. At some point off-camera, three of the lovely ladies rise up to join the growing chorus. We see the ungainly Mrs Wintercorn screw up her dance number again, walking the wrong way into the other girls. One of the lesser known kids stands up for a small solo piece. He has acne and, in profile, he's all nose and lips. I imagine his high school yearbook is full of girls telling him that he was 'dependable' when they needed a shoulder to cry on, and that he was 'like a brother' to them. He's been cursed with just-below-average looks, good enough to run with the horses but bad enough to come in last every time.

This kid's all nose and lips
Young froglet James gets his turn at lip-syncing. He turns towards Grandfrog Bakker and fake-sings in what should be an emotional moment for Jim. Kevin Shorey appears to have tears in his eyes, as does the long-gone associate-pastor with dyed black hair. Jim's eyes, of course, are dry as a bone.

The Zombie Apocalypse is...NOW!
And now, all the other fat kids suddenly arise and join the chorus. It actually startled my wife who was watching, she thought the Zombie Apocalypse had finally arrived. They all sing as one, 'Thank you for giving to the Lord." The bottom of the screen, coincidentally, has a graphic asking for 'Thank You' gifts of $50. It's yet another obnoxious, ill-disguised plea for money by Jim Bakker. Who should be thanking who, Jim?

96 comments:

Ron said...

Enjoy.

Nedzo said...

HMMM! Where has the MONDO been lately?? Did King Bakker shitcan him also??
I Have not seen or heard him lately??

Brother Dortch said...

I would like address the following questions directly to ANYONE CURRENTLY EMPLOYED FULL-TIME BY EITHER JIM BAKKER OR PHILIP CAMERON

Dear employee of either Bakker or Cameron:

I would like, on behalf of the thousands of people who read this Blog, for you to answer the following questions and, when you do answer these questions, please do not quote any Bible verses. Instead, answer them in plain and simple English using facts, not hopes, to back up what you are trying to convince the readers of this forum of. Also, so that we know you are a person of reasonable intelligence and sound mind, it would also be nice knowing whether or not you have either a high school diploma, or even better, a college degree so that we can assume you are an educated and intelligent person as opposed to one who is stupid and therefore vulnerable to believing everything you hear from the lips of each of the above named individuals as they present themselves on TV using a technique called "fake crying" to raise funds.

Bakker has recently stated that he is going to work with Cameron to attempt to bring young people from Muldova into a fake "college" program in Blue Eye, MO that Bakker runs called "Morningside Masters Media" which Bakker calls a "college" and uses the terms "students" to refer to its participants and "scholarships" to refer to how tuition for these "students" will be paid and even publicly shows "graduation ceremonies" depicting these so-called "students" wearing caps and gowns as all colleges in our country do in their
graduation ceremonies.

Question #1) Please name for us the person who is listed as "Dean of Education" of this "college" and state whether that individual has a Doctorate degree from any major college or university anywhere in the world?

Question #2) Please state the name of the official and licensed college accreditation organization, as registered with The United States Department of Education, who has accredited this scheme and determined that it is, in fact, a legitimate college?

Question #3) Would you consider Philip Cameron to be involved in fraud if he brought Muldovian children into this program by telling them they were coming into the United States to "attend college" here?

Question #4) Would you consider Philip Cameron to be involved in fraud if it turned out, upon closer investigation, that not so much as even one of the so-called "graduates" of this "college" ever secured a full-time job with any television network, television station, or independent television production company, whose job it is to produce television shows for national syndication, after graduating from this "college"?

We, at both this and the other Bakker show forums, will anxiously be awaiting your
response(s) and remember that not only does God love you, but he also wants you to TELL THE TRUTH. Bye bye for today!

Anonymous said...

Brother Dortch,

I do not have a college diploma. I do not believe I am lacking in intelligence as a result. You can go to a accredited college and be brainwashed by liberal professors. You can listen to Jim Bakker and be brainwashed by his false religious mumbo jumbo. Fools come in many forms.

If what you are saying is true, that Bakker and Cameron are going to bring those children from Moldova into Bakker's fraudulent college, then the officials absolutely need to be informed. People here in the states are on to Bakker. Bakker can no longer convince foolish people here in the US into sending their children to his fraudulent college. MMC has gone bust so Bakker is going to take these children who would have been sold into sexual slavery to be his work slaves. All under the guise of giving them a college education! There are laws against importing minors for slave labor!

It would be good to hear from some of those past Masters kids. Would like to know why many of them have left the program. I would like to hear from past leaders. It seems that many leaders have left the program also.

There is nothing honest or ethical about Jim Bakker. For Phillip Cameron to be so closely aligned with Jim Bakker discredits him. There is no doubt that Cameron is as evil a person as Bakker is. (a side note...as others have pointed out where is Cameron's wife? Why is she not endorsing and backing up her husband publicly)? As this crazy scheme comes to fruition there has got to be people speaking up! These children need protection! They have been abandoned and abused. They have great emotional issues and are very vulnerable. They are open prey for evil men. Bakker and Cameron should not be allowed any where near these children! This will not end well!

Brother Dortch said...

Very well said indeed! Let's get the opinions of some of the former leaders (none of whom have lasted long at all) as well as the opinions of the kids who have, in some cases, almost instantly quit within days after they got there. Bakker is failing to get kids from the USA to join this fradulent school and is considering Muldovian candidates so that he gets his free labor pool filled with parentless young orphans who cannot call anyone to come and take them away once they enter his slave labor camp. Come on, former Morningside Masters kids, let's hear what you have to say!

Anonymous said...

I work for a television ministry that has had dealings with Jim Bakker, and even among Christians he's a joke. I can't even count the number of times we've laughed over food bucket jokes, and the Rebounders were an endless source of hilarity. This episode was absolutely incredible, almost as good as the one with Moldavian girls that looked visibly uncomfortable as that Scottish guy groped their shoulders.

Also, recently Jim Bakker has been playing the full trailer for the movie "Contagion" on his show, along with the graphics selling his survivalist gear superimposed over it. I've already fired off a message to the Warner Brothers legal department, but I'm not sure if it made a difference. I'd encourage others to do the same, just to see if anything comes of it besides a Cease and Desist that gets quietly swept under the rug.

Anonymous said...

i always thought bill ballenger was kind of hot in a sleezy kind of way. he had a killer body, muscular and lean in that white trash kind of way. i never believed that the fat homely wife could keep him sexually satisfied so i've also wondered just who and where he goes to for his "needs". unfortunately his son had no muscle tone whatsoever. he was just a very soft, pale boy. doubt he could do even a single pushup.

Ron said...

Hey guys and gals, I added a link to some Foodbucket Fanpage mugs and other shwag. I thought long and hard about this because I'm not blogging Bakker for money, but I figured some of you might want to send a love gift my way. If not, no problem at all. My #1 priority is to expose Bakker to the masses and have some laughs while I'm at it.

Anonymous said...

Are you serious-now you want money?

Ron said...

Sheesh, gimme a break dude.

If I wanted money, I'd tell you the world is ending and those mugs will be worth more than gold in the post-apocalyptic bartering system.

I'd tell you that God told me that people will be entombed in June and corn will run out in August, and only my mugs can save you from suffering.

No, anonymous, I don't want money. But if you or anyone else would like to donate to my lunch fund, I have now made a way for that to happen. Considering it takes me 4-6 hours of work per blog post, I'd say that's reasonable...wouldn't you?

That's not solicitation, it's disclosure. Big difference.

Thanks for your comment.

Cameron Is Not My Dad said...

I'd hate to be you, Ron, when Mama San gets wind of you peddling that crap!

Ron said...

Lol Cameron is Not My Dad, well as long as she doesn't think I have crabs I should be safe...

My work schedule might be a little busy this month but I'm hoping to get another post up within the next couple weeks. I'm still keeping my eyes peeled for Daffy Graham Bakker's birthday show too, probably be a classic.

Anonymous said...

Since Jim likes to call everybody his kid, I would like to get a hat that says "Jim is my dad"

Anonymous said...

This is interesting from @ztdrew78. Yep, that is the Zachster.
"Young Adult. Keepin it real. Co-host of Jim Bakker Show. " I did not realize that he is the co-host.
"Found a GREAT church in the local area! " I guess he does not attend Bakker's church services.

Grandma Char Groupie said...

Bakker no longer is the pastor of the Sunday morning in-house church. He quit to devote full-time to fleecing the flock on his daily TV show and the Sunday services are handled by a no name "Associate Pastor". Bakker also quit taping shows on Mondays and even some Fridays--prefering to ramble on twice as long on Tues, Wed, or Thurs and hope that can be edited into two shows. Zach Drew, co-host of the show? That is laughable! Very funny!

Anonymous said...

Why isn't the Zachster starting his own church? After all he has the college education behind him now from MMC. Also, Jim calls him "The Pastor". I guess Jim's college isn't turning out all the pastors's, missionaries, christian broadcasters that he promised. Jim lies again...nooooo......tell me it isn't so!!!

Anonymous said...

Poor Kevin, I really miss him. When he got rid of Kevin that was the end for me:>( You can order the very same food buckets from amazon.com, they have the food, vitamins, etc. and at cheaper prices. Also you probably get it delivered faster. Every week the grocery store food prices get higher and higher. Where will it all end.

Anonymous said...

Costco has the Foodbucket in their latest "Online Specials" mailer, along with other manufacturers prepackaged foods. All food is delivered FREE. Guess Frank is "running out of food" by offering it to other outlets that'll make him more $$$.

Anonymous said...

I can't stop laughing. Hawking trashy watches and slop samples at the bogus graduation! Lmao. And the counts six shooter moves...too funny.

Anonymous said...

These televangelists live like royalty. How can people in their right mind send money to them? Give money to your local church-that way you will know what the money is being used for. Possibly to help people in your neighborhood. It has just been reported 46 million people in the United States live in poverty. These are our neighbors, friends and family. If you are lucky enough to have money to donate make it count!

Anonymous said...

AMEN!!!! to the above comment. I couldn't agree more! Very well said! I thought the same thing when I heard the new poverty numbers for people right here in our country.

Then there is Jim Baker building and building and building......when he keeps saying the world is going to end! Jesus said no on will know the time or the hour. Jim is hoarding food and selling it for ridiculous sums of money while others around him are starving and in need. This can't be pleasing God! He buys those buckets for around $35 and then turns around and sells them for $200 plus over inflated shipping fees. So sad that so many are so gullible! God must be very grieved!

Anonymous said...

FYI for everybody...in US, the poverty line is $ 17,000/year for 1 person.

Nedzo said...

Today's show was the "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Lori the BOOBS show.
Bakker had at least 8 seperate deals going for $54.00 each to celebrate LORI THE BOOBS Birthday.
Even Dino was there "BOY, did he looke BORED"! Gave Lori a cake though!
The whole cast of Idiots were in attendence. Kevin Shorey, Mother CHAR, Ricky, Zach & Sasha of course & even the "MONDO" was there. Some other dude was there trying to cook some kind of SLOP & Presented Lori with a cake. Kevin Sang this AWFUL song that he wrote about Babies, pertaining to Lori's House. Gee I wonder if he's going to write a new song for Christmas????
Great show, You're gonna love it.

Anonymous said...

This quote from Jim Bakker and it is on the Jim Bakker website, it comes from his book, "Prosperity and the Coming Apocalypse:

"To my surprise, after months of studying Jesus, I concluded that He did not have one good thing to say about money."


WHHHAAAAATTTTT!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!

Then what was PTL about? And what is the constant begging for money on this new show about!! Jesus had nothing good to say about money but that is all Jim can talk about!

If he was a minister why would he read the bible through for the first time while he was in a Federal prison!!!! Why did he learn in prison that he was wrong? Did he not hear from God before then? Why not? Maybe not being in the word was one reason.

The reason he was in prison was for scamming lots of MONEY from good folks....living high off the hog....then it's found out after bribing a whore he had sex with that it was a business not a ministry and he was making a hefty salary....misusing the money to build a christian resort....now he owes taxes for all those years of profits...but he won't pay the taxes.....and he doesn't pay back all those he stole from....If he no longer loves money and is convicted by Jesus' teachings why is still not doing the right thing?

He obviously hasn't changed! He is still perverting the gospel to get money and luxuries! Back then it was lying and saying people would be blessed and get rich (like he was) if they gave to him...now he says they will be safe in these hard times if they give to him!

I wouldn't call Bakker a Pastor. I would call him what he is...a BIG TIME FRAUD!!! He has nothing of Jesus in him. When Jesus does come back, Bakker is going to get caught taping his show, hawking junk, all for the love of money!

Mark 8:36 What do you benefit if you gain the whole world but lose your own soul....Jim does what profits him. He just doesn't get it. He loves money and all that the world has to offer. Do we need to question why?

John 8:44 Ye are of the devil, as your father, and ye desire to do the lusts of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has not stood in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaks falsehood, he speaks of what is his own; for he is a liar and it's father.

Acts 13:10 You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery. Will you NEVER STOP perverting the right ways of the Lord?

Anonymous said...

I was at this graduation. Those kids were so happy to be done and getting out of there. They had been counting down the days until they were done. It was a two year program but many of those kids were saying they weren't coming back for the second year. It looks as though they didn't. You wonder why?

There was a young person who was gullible and infatuated with Jim Bakker years ago....her name was Jessica Hahn....where is she today? How did her association with Jim Bakker make her life better? I question everything when it comes to Jim Bakker now!

Anonymous said...

"Lori's Locket" "Lori's Locket II", "Lori's House", "Lori Signature Necklaces", I think someone likes to put their name on things

Anonymous said...

I would think it's just a matter of time before the bogus college is shut down. If Cameron does bring those Muldovian kids into the "college" while they are in the United States on a visa...and so much as one of them registers a complaint that they are being used as slave labor...it will not sit well with the immigration department. Bakker could either get arrested again, or sued.

Anonymous said...

It is very sad to see those young people at the "graduation". Like many kids, they don't know which end is up, have no monetary resources and are looking for a better life.

The ones that did NOT return ARE the smart ones. The only hope is they can leave that ridiculous experience behind and move on.

The big issue here is Bakker & Co. Can't help but think they are being watched by more than just the"Believers" and the "Carnival Watchers". (I'm a carnival watcher...)

Once the disillusioned start speaking out and alerting the authorities of what is actually taking place in Blue Eye, history just may repeat itself.

Anonymous said...

Come on. These people that give a felon money and the parents that sent their kids to his fake church and college are morons. He's never has nor ever will save a soul. Sorry if I hurt anyones feelings, but the obvious can't be ignored.

Anonymous said...

If I sold $200 buckets of powdered potatoes on the internet and TV and not have a license or pay taxes, I'd be jailed by now. And I've never been to jail before. How the hell is he getting away with it?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but any parent that allows their child to attend this fake school is not too bright. That's the bottom line.

No Nonsense Norski said...

Nope, not too bright. You're right.

This is a perfect example of the Dumbing Down of America.

Ron said...

I see your post Nedzo and I'm on it!

Anonymous said...

Brother Dortch,

In answer to your questions:

1. The Dean of Education when I worked at Bakker's was Andrew Lietzin, a graduate of FullSail University. Bakker refers to him as "The Greatest Editor In The World." Lietzin is a sycophant, a true Yes-Man who is unshakably devoted to Bakker much like a Smithers to Bakker's Mr. Burns. Lietzin has only ever worked for Bakker in media, having previously worked as a groundskeeper in Branson. Lietzin tells the story that he was mowing a lawn next door to the cafe where Bakker was broadcasting from when he first came to Branson when he saw a sign announcing job openings for media people. He and John Woodall (now Marisela Bakker's husband) went up to the cafe, signed up, and have been a part of the program ever since. (note: Andrew is married to John Woodall's sister making him a relation to Bakker just like all of the senior staff).

2. The Master's "school" is not accredited, nor is it even a part of the actual Master's Commission system. The "school" is simply an invention of Bakker's to get free labor for his show. I have sat with the Bakkers and Lloyd Zigler (founder and head of Master's Commission) and had this fact confirmed to me personally. Lloyd offered the Bakker's an opportunity to become an official Master's Commission third-year program, but Bakker balked at the idea as it would not give him direct control of the entire program.

3. Yes, the college is a fraud and any promises of it, or the experience it provides, being legitimate and/or useful in securing future employment are fraudulent. Bakker is not running any kind of college. All of this is just a chance for him to stroke his own ego, get free labor, and raise more money on his programs by parading his "students" around for the audience. It is all a sham.

4. It's hard to know exactly what Cameron may or may not know about Bakker and his dealings. Bakker is very good at telling his lies and he has fooled many people. Just last year he fooled the Cole family (famous for being on America's Got Talent as the Voices of Glory) into enrolling their eldest son Michael into the program with promises of connections in the recording and entertainment industry and even of jobs for some of the family members. Instead, Bakker never delivered on any of his promises to them and Michael quit the program about half-way through the year because he could not keep up with the work schedule of Bakker's show and his own performance schedule even though Bakker had promised to give Michael ample time and consideration for his performance career. Bakker paraded the family on his show many times over the course of the year and lavished them with attention and cheap trinkets from his stash of "love gifts" but never did anything that every really helped the family. And this is just one example of how cunning Bakker can be at deceiving people. My wife and I sold everything we had and moved clear across the country to work for Bakker only to be fired for not being willing to work 16 hours a day and not receiving any kind of severance or consideration for the fact that we were left virtually homeless half-a-country away from our home. Thus, it isn't too hard to imagine that Bakker has Cameron well and truly duped.

-Brother Joe
former Bakker slave

Anonymous said...

What I have seen of Cameron and his fake crying, I know he can't be duped by Bakker because he is like Bakker. Thus he knows what is going down. People hang with their kind.

Anonymous said...

On the West Coast, Bakker's network, TCT is running a fund raiser, so no show this week.

Does anyone know the background of the TCT founder Garth Coonce? He and his cronies remind me of failed used car salesmen.

How did they get their network?

Nedzo said...

Bakker was really pushing that Silver Sol Crap today. Lori says she uses it on her skin & drinks the crap. She is looking MORE & MORE like a HOOKER every day!! Maybe it blows up her BOOBS??
You can now buy it buy the shitload!! LOL!!
Sasha & Zach were on hand pushing that crap also!!
When is Sasha going to wake up???? Zach is long gone, so he probably never will.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing brother Joe. I always wondered what happened to Michael. Wondered why we haven't seen the family around for some time. Thought for sure they would be on the 50th anniversary show. What ever happened to Bill Ballenger, don't see him on the show anymore either. It seems every week there needs to be a missing persons from Morningside report sent out! Man that place has more drop out and runaways than any other place I have known. Always wonder what it is about that place runs people away.

Brother Dortch said...

Thank-you very kindly, Brother Joe, for taking the time as a former Bakker employee to do something no current employee of either Bakker or Cameron would do, i.e. answer my questions!

Regarding Question #1, To say that young Andrew is the "Dean of Education" is so fraudulent and educationally insane it is actually laughable. Andrew was cutting and trimming grass as a groundskeeper and, with no educational experience under his belt at all, Bakker makes him the Dean of Education? This is a joke and let's say no more about it.

Regarding Question #2) You are correct that the sham "college" is not, and will never be, accredited since it is not a "college" at all. Also, please take note that Full Sail University, from which Andrew graduated, is also not accredited nationally or regionally either--as it is a VOCATIONAL SCHOOL and the classes one takes to receive credits for graduation are not transferable to any accredited college or university anywhere in the United States. If Full Sail is promising their students jobs after graduation, they certainly failed poor Andrew since he had to mow lawns for a living prior to seeing a sign on the former restaurant where Bakker's show was taped and then walking inside to ask for a job.

Regarding Question #3) How right you are that this whole thing is a stroke for Bakker's ego and is a chance for him to get free, 16-hour a day, labor and make it appear, when he parades these "students" in front of the TV cameras, that he is doing good for the youth of America when, in reality, all he really is doing is lining his own pockets by using unpaid, youth labor and lying to them, as he did to the Cole family, about the virtues of the so-called "education" all of his students supposedly will receive.

Regarding Question #4) Bakker either has Cameron well and truly duped, as you say, or Cameron knows the truth about the "college" being fake but is keeping his mouth shut since he is receiving hundreds of thousands of dollars from Bakker. Where this entire charade will come to an abrupt end...is on the day Cameron, if he does elect to supply Bakker with free labor from Moldova, and a Moldovian teen realizes that he/she is NOT in college at all and submits a complaint to the U.S. Immigration authorities.

As you know, Brother Joe, the I.R.S. has already visited Morningside causing Bakker to cancel all shows during the time they were present on the grounds. They, along with The United States Department Of Justice, are waiting for him to get greedy and screw up again--something he is well on the yellow brick road to doing any time now! Thanks for your contribution.

Anonymous said...

I have no doubt that all adult guests on the show are frauds and predators. They are all guilty because their appearances are an attempt to legitimize Bakker.

Grandma Char Groupie said...

I wonder what's next for the person who cleans toilets on Grace Street at Morningside. How about making them "Director of Admissions"

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron said...

Man these comments are priceless. The IRS visited Morningside already eh? Maybe Jailbird Jim is back in-line for the Big Pinch again?

lol Nedzo and Grandma Char:

[nervous Shorey] Excuse me, Mr Director of Admissions? May I have a word with you sir?
[DofA] Yeah Kev, what's up?
[nervous Shorey] Sir, there's a problem in stall 2. It won't flush.

Anonymous said...

Jim doesn't even let his wife talk on her own birthday show!

Anonymous said...

http://www.morningsidemastersmedia.com/education/directing/
Wow. I am very impressed. Never thought Jim's fake school could graduate the next Orson Wells. LMAO. These people are Southpark stupid.

Ron said...

They misspelled 'inseparable' on their Audio page. Crack team they have out there in them woods.

And on the camera page, they tell us: "A photograph is worth 1,000 words..."

A phrase more commonly stated as, 'A picture is worth a thousand words.'

It reads as if it were translated, are the Moldovans writing this? Maybe Bakker instructed Flip Cameron to give 'his' kids some work while they're hanging out at Morningside? After all, these bills ain't gonna pay themselves!

Brother Dortch said...

Well, ladies and gentlemen, I knew this was going to happen but I figured I’d wait for Bakker to announce it, himself, before I would comment on it.

During this past week, Bakker announced that he plans on building a SWIMMING POOL at Morningside!

Get your checkbooks out people. I’m sure the contractors don’t take 5 gallon paint buckets of freeze dried food for payment. The world is coming to an end and money will soon have no value. The food buckets will be all that are worth anything so we can “barter” to pay all of our bills. However, isn’t it nice to know we can go to a freak show cult compound in the mountains and swim the day away as we await the end times? I’ll even bet, if you want a drink brought to you while you are sunning yourself by the side of the pool, it will cost you $5.00 plus a tip and to hell with the food packets—they will be worthless as currency to the wait staff working poolside for Jimbob!

But swim on, people! Swim on!

Oh yes, swim on!

Grandma Char Groupie said...

I sure hope Philip Cameron, the elephant lady, Zach Drew and Kevin Shorey don't jump into the pool at the exact same time. It could displace so much water that it would be forced to close while the garden hose pumps in enough water to restore the pool to usable condition!

Anonymous said...

Oh my! So if it costs $500 to use the bathrooms how much is it going to cost to use the pool?! I am dumbstruck! I truly am speechless! It is breathtaking that Jim has this much gull! I also can't believe that there are that many who can be duped to this degree. Shame on Jim!

Ron said...

So how much do you think Bakker's swimming pool is gonna cost? I'm gonna guess $25,000. But knowing Jim, he'll make it an even $100k.

Maybe they'll hire the elephant girl to suck water up her snout and spray people down?

Anonymous said...

Do zombies float?

Anonymous said...

For those who can't afford a $500 bathroom key, they will be able to bath in the pool. Of course the pool will not be free just cheaper then $500.

Nedzo said...

King Bakker also announced on Last Friday' s show that he was sending 50 bottles of silver sol to his "CABIN ON THE LAKE" and also 50 bottles to his CONDO at Morningside!!
HMM!!! Cabin on the Lake!!!! Where did that come from???? He must be taking a third of the $$$$ from FLIP & the FLIPETTES??

Not a Groupie said...

Somebody posted here or on the What Color blog that he also has a big boat. Swimming pools cost more than $25,000 especially with a hot tub or sauna with it. Can you imagine digging thru all that rock that Jim always talks about when they build that pool. Jim is on the comback trail for sure. I guess he is the king of second chances.

Cameron Is Not My Dad said...

Yes, on more than one occasion, Jim has made reference to his "cabin on the lake" by saying that it is something he and his wife have always dreamed of. But, in the same breath, he said that the cabin "belongs to someone else" and he would not say who. Perhaps it is church owned, or Grandma Char owned? I have also heard he strong armed the church into buying his wife a new car and then had the nerve to put this brand new car right on Grace Street with a ribbon and bow on it just like he used to do at the old Heritage USA. The pool will cost more than $25,000, I am sure, and remember that the steam room at the old Heritage was one of the places Jim & Tammy Faye had a big fight after Jim was caught fooling around with men there and Tammy came down there and ran him out! What a mess! This is getting uglier than seeing Grandma Char at the upcoming pool wearing her new bikini!

Anonymous said...

Riding out the rapture poolside. I wonder if he'll make his minions filter the water for the pool through his pitchers. What kind of new crap is Jim going to sell to build his pool? I can't wait to find out.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't he save the money and invite everyone out to his lake home? Won't that be a sight all those old wrinkly grandma and grandpas laying in the sun, poolside, sipping from their Seychelle water bottles. Jim will probably come up with an organic sun tan lotion and sell it for $50 a bottle to raise the funds! Maybe he'll build the steam room first and sell.....well let's not go there!!!!

Not a Groupie said...

Not all grandmas and grandpas are old and wrinkly-haven't you ever heard of botox? Also, they all don't drink Jim's koolaid. I bet he has followers of all ages. Remember he is the "comeback kid."

Anonymous said...

Can you have a total body botox treatment? lol


The comeback kid with his ding bat followers!!

Anonymous said...

That is funny. I hadn't thought of sunscreen. I'm sure that's coming. And zombies can't swim so the pool must be for new recruits.

Ron said...

lol @ 'Do Zombies Float'

Maybe the old wrinklies are only that way because the sodium-filled foodbuckets dehydrated them into prunes?

I was reviewing some episodes from this week, man it's hard to choose between the Lori birthday show and the Thursday/Friday show. So much Bakker, so little time...

Brother Dortch said...

He will milk that swimming pool for every dime it's worth. You will be able to buy sunscreen with his name and picture on the bottle. Yes, his all natural, organic sunscreen will be "softer on your pores" than conventional sunscreen and probably cause you to live a lot longer! He will price it reasonably, I'm sure, at only $50 a bottle and then you can go up and down Grace Street and buy your "NOW" and "I CARE" swimware! Who could want more? Swim on people...Swim on!

Anonymous said...

I was thinking a powdered daiquri mix in a bucket with a big NOW stamped on the side of it. Jim and the boys could have a pool party.

Anonymous said...

Did I hear Lori say that she actually drinks that silver crap from the bottle? Doesn't that stuff turn your skin blue?

Not a Groupie said...

Ron,
when are you going to post something new, this one is getting really stale.
I have read on the internet that people do turn grey from ingesting too much liquid silver. The way Jim and Lori push the big bottles of the stuff is really scarey!

Nedzo said...

Lori is looking more like a HOOKER every day!!
That Silver Sol crap is probably blowing up her boobs too?
Oh wait!! Wasn't she a HOOKER before??

Anonymous said...

Not a Groupie,

Bakker does not actually own a cabin anywhere. The cabin is the property of a friend of the ministry (a genuinely good fella) who lets Bakker use it from time to time. Bakker likes calling it his cabin but it is not, in fact the owner has regularly blocked Bakker from using the cabin (the owner gets tired of Bakker's crap regularly).

Some people have been friends and acquaintances of Bakker for many years and they generally get along with him. They aren't a part of the ministry nor are they profiting with or from Bakker. They care about him and get along with him most times but I have also witnessed fallouts between them and Bakker when Bakker can't get them to do what he demands. These people are typically self-sufficient and don't fall prey to Bakker's schemes. The owner of the cabin is one of these people and I can vouch for his good character (he let me and my wife and other friends of ours to use the very same cabin many times, sometimes bumping Bakker off the waiting list to do so).

On an unrelated note, a random photo from one of the Master's suckers:
http://eho.st/pj6uhtwl+

-Brother Joe

Grandma Char Groupie said...

Brother Joe:

Well over a year ago, maybe slightly longer (but it was after Morningside was open), Bakker was boasting about somebody sending a private plane for him and his family to go on vacation to Florida with. Do you remember this? And, what kind of fool would do this and who paid for the gas, pilot, etc. (if you know)? Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Brother Joe,

I know this couple who own the cabin you speak of. Yes, they are very good people! Just like everyone else, Jim uses these good people, and their cabin! The cabin Jim talks of is not their cabin. Jim and Lori did indeed buy a cabin last summer. Whose name it is in I do not know. One thing you can be sure of the snakes name is not on the deed for the cabin. But another thing you can count on it was bought by your little old grandma's and grandpa's money. The ones that are investing in food buckets for these last days. You know those food buckets that will be worth more than gold! (Fools gold that is)! But it is worth gold to Jim for as we all can see he can keeps building, putting in pools, etc...etc...etc....And buys himself a cabin! Maybe that is where he will run to when the Feds come to get him. Lori and Jim will be hiding out in it like a modern day Bonnie and Clyde!

Anonymous said...

Grandma Char Groupie:

A couple of different people have paid for Bakker trips. The one I am most familiar with is the trip he made to Utah to visit the people who supply the foods he sells on the show. This particular trip was a gift from the company because Bakker sells so much of the crap for them. What Bakker never mentions is that the trips are usually just for him to visit or appear. The Utah trip was only paid for Bakker, but Bakker took Lori and James with him. Lori and James' trip was paid for by the organization. Bakker never made mention of paying for Lori and James and made the whole thing look like the food company in Utah had paid for it all, but I was in a couple of meetings with the financial manager at the time and he was very frustrated at how much Bakker had spent on the trip when Lori and James had not even been invited to go.

A popular misconception is that the organization is rich, it is not. The budgets are very low and the pay is illegal. Case in point, my wife and I were brought in as a "package deal" where both of us worked but we received one salary for the two of us. On the surface, the salary was fair - for one person - but, when divided by two, it was well below minimum wage. What's more, the pay was below minimum wage when figured on a standard 40-hour work week. Bakker demands that his people work up to 80-hours a week and openly criticizes anyone who leaves at the official 5pm quitting time. This is largely the reason for the Master's "school," it allows him to make people work insane hours without having to provide any kind of realistic compensation under the guise that he's "educating" them and giving them "real-world experience."

The entire production runs on a shoestring and the organization is in serious debt most of the time. On one occasion, a guest speaker came to whom Bakker owed $10,000 in back revenues for a book Bakker sold on his show. The guest kindly forgave the debt. Bakker spoke about it in a private meeting with the staff right after it happened as he was excited to not only not have to pay the debt but to have a new book to push on the show as well. In that same meeting, Bakker spoke about many debts the organization still owes (of course, he never mentions the money he owes to the IRS or all the money he stole through PTL). Yet, any time money does come in, Bakker goes on a spending spree (the wedding of his daughter, new big-screen TVs, a new jib, money for Cameron, trips to Utah, etc. etc.).

So, in short, there are some legitimate reasons why people send Bakker on trips, but most of what you see is lies as Bakker actually pays for most things out of what the organization brings in, ignoring his substantial debts in the process.

-Brother Joe

PS: I was not aware that Bakker had bought a cabin. I am more than certain that it was purchased in Lori's mother's name (Char) as Bakker skirts most financial problems by using her name. All of the Morningside organization is actually in Char's name and that is why she is required to always be there. Bakker and his family live in continual fear of Bakker himself being connected with anything financial or controversial in the organization as they know any investigation will most likely result in Bakker's re-imprisonment.

Brother Dortch said...

Bakker claims his salary is only $400 a week. He has announced that on a past show in front of all the Masters kids on stage when he was giving them a pep talk about working hard. He said he works had to earn his salary of $400 a week. His paycheck is garnished by the I.R.S. for the multi-millions he owes them in back taxes which means his take home is somewhere around $300 a week. It is IMPOSSIBLE to live the lifestyle he lives on $300 a week. A full time worker at McDonalds makes more than that!

This reminds me of the old PTL days when Bakker announced on the air that he did not take a salary at all for doing the PTL television show. He even went on to boast that the church wanted to pay him a salary to do the TV show but he did not want one.

Well now...we all know what a lie that turned out to be, don't we? It is time that Grandma Char and her daughter become the focus of an intense investigation. In fact, it is long overdue!

Anonymous said...

Not sure it is possible to be decent and a friend to Bakker. That would be an oxymoron. How can anyone not see the him as a fraud? To be a friend you must accept and approve of the fraud. The true owner of the cabin cannot be decent, he too is as guilty as Cameron, Mondo, and the rest of the freakshow. But the trainwreck is fascinating to watch.

Anonymous said...

I think it is correct that his salary (or CASH) is only $400 per week since all of food, designer jeans, shoes, jewelry, cars, plane tickets, gas, and etc. are under MORNINGSIDE's expenses!!!

Cheers! Mama San

Anonymous said...

Jim was talking about the so-called "college" today. He said one of the things that he does in his "college" is to allow the "students" to be present and to hear him and his wife Lori argue. He said that is a good thing because it shows them that the people they consider their idols are just real people--so he argues with his wife and lets them all hear it.

Is this an ego out of control or is this just a plain nutjob?

Phil Driscoll said...

I want to perform for Jim, but he will only pay me with food buckets or silver slop!!
And by the way, I can still Blow as good as LORI.

Cameron Is Not My Dad said...

Well, the band has been raped again and they are sounding as flat as ever. They have to be one of the worst bands I have ever heard. The Willie Nelson, Satchmo, Elvis impersonating band leader, from Possum Trot, Kentucky has been let go as has the new black drummer. Jimbob was saying he wants to get more students who can play instruments to add to the band (free labor again).
He is also letting Mondo do the audience warm up for all 12 people who show up and Mondo is singing flat as a pancake. What a joke! I wondered why they would even do a warm up for so few people and then Jimbob answered the question for me. They are taping this terrible warm up to supposedly use again for a new Mondo Spanish show! I wonder if they will translate Jimbob's voice into Spanish to ask for $ from those who can't speak English?

No Nonsense Norski said...

The show has turned into One Long Commercial for Silver Sol.

TCT on the West Coast is running Silver Sol's Dr. Pederson this week. Pederson is just plain creepy. Annoying voice. Under his pancake makeup, there looks to be a couple of large skin lesions - one on his forehead and one on his jaw. Surprised the Silver Sol doesn't take care of that little problem! The clan is claiming Silver Sol cures EVERYTHING you can POSSIBLY think of - humans and animals alike! There's no stopping them! Where-oh-where is the FDA?

Poor Kevin looks absolutely dejected. Just sits there without mumbling a word. The inbred Satchmo singer is still on this taped edition, but "Ricky" sat in on drums, if you can call it that. Kev didn't get a chance to sing at all. So pathetic.

Ron said...

Yep I saw ol' leadfoot Ricky on those drums, all you hear is bass-bass-bass.

Wow, Bakker released the bad Satchmo guy huh? They were pushing that young kid on drums too, and now he's gone? He was only there a couple months, if that.

Hey 'Not A Groupie', I hear you and I feel your pain. Unfortunately I've been working a lot of OT lately (I work in a Foodbucket warehouse and have been shipping those suckers out left and right to Branson). Luckily, I just had a chance to break new ground on a post today. Takes me awhile to compile everything so I'd estimate middle of next week before it posts.

If you guys are looking for something new to discuss until I get another post up, check out How will The Jim Bakker Show end? I think that one flew in under the radar but it'd be interesting to hear what you all think about the pending Bakker Show apocalypse.

Final note: If you guys want to add a hyperlink in comments, you have to use html markup.

Cameron Is Not My Dad said...

Poor Ricky on drums! All he knows how to do is hit the bass drum pedal and he doesn't know how to hit the snare drum on beat at the same time! LOL LOL LOL

Brother Dortch said...

Hey y'all...Give the kid a break!

I'm sure Ricky's drum teacher is accredited by the exact same organization that has accredited his fake Dad's fake college!

ROFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

as i was watching one of the silver sol infomercials this week i had to think the fed. govt has to be watching. there is not one religious thing about selling silver sol for a solid week tax free. its just not right.

Grandma Char Groupie said...

I totally agree. There is not one thing whatsoever Christian or even religious about a solid week worth of Silver Sol sales for hour after hour tax free produced with free labor under the guise of being "students" at a bogus school! This shouldn't be allowed to exist.

Anonymous said...

"The manipulation of money and goods is soon to be revealed as the main method of control imposed on society by the antichrist". BY Jim Bakker from his Prosperity and The Coming Apocalypse

So manipulating the christians was his first frontier, now he's moving on to the whole society. Thanks for warning us Jim!

Anonymous said...

Hey Ron, When is the new post coming out? Looking forward to it.

Ron said...

Later this week, Friday at the latest. My foodbucket warehouse has been swamped the past couple weeks so I've been working a lot of OT. I've already broken ground on a post though (Lori's birthday show) so it's in the works.

Thanks for asking, I still find it unbelievable that people actually *want* to read this Bakker Show stuff :)

Cameron Is Not My Dad said...

It is still only September but, for some reason, Bakker has his entire set decorated with a Christmas tree and other Christmas decorations. Could this be financially motivated? Oh wait! Jim wouldn't do that, would he?

Anonymous said...

For two days I have watched the scarey guy in the bright orange shirt waving his arms and hands around. Has anyone noticed how Lori uses the tv monitors as mirrors to fix her hair, clothes, etc. Very distracting-who is the director, I am surprised Jim doesn't catch it and tell her STOP! Also looking forward to your new blog post, Ron.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I also have noticed how vain Lori is. She is always adjusting her hair and clothes. I have to laugh she always sticks her chest out and twists and turns as she looks into the camera. I guess since she paid so much for those things she wants to get the best angle to show them off. I have a hard time believing that two people can be as conceited and arrogant as Lori and Jim. I think they actually are mentally ill. I do know that their Morningside place is like a insane asylum...or should I say ass..ylum.

Anonymous said...

you can go a long way with jimmy b's schooling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCcE555JVsg&feature=related

Anonymous said...

on tonite's show lori asked the silver sol doctor if it could be used as a sexual lubricant. i shit you not.

Anonymous said...

She needs to kill her bugs so Jimmie doesn't get sick.

Ron said...

Lol man I hope that airs, were you watching the stream or the tv broadcast?

lol @ kill her bugs

Hey guys, I'm on track to put up my new post by tomorrow late afternoon. I know you guys have been waiting, hell I've been waiting too.

Anonymous said...

I think if Jim shaved that beard we would be looking at a sick man. He didn't look so good on today's show with Sherlock. He has always looked young for his age but maybe father time is catching up to him. Maybe Lori needs to take him with her next time she does botox.

Ok Ron, we are waiting patiently buddy.

Anonymous said...

@ Anonymous, I don't think it should call "Grandfather time" better.
@ Ron, I am waiting for your new post patiently as well.
Mama San

The eyes don't lie said...

You know Jim and Lori have seperate beds as well as bedrooms, that grizzly curry brush beard of Jim's is clear indication of that fact. Lori's hasn't had it in years, and has her eye on Zack or Kevin for a quick fix. You know that!!!

Anonymous said...

I am so disappointed right now!!! I cannot believe that people are so hateful & mean!!! I guess it really isn't them though it's the devil using them!!! ALL humans make mistakes & sin...ALL!!! We ALL fall short!!! If there is something or someone you do not believe in PRAY for them or it!!! You do NOT have to sit in judgement!!! God WILL judge you by the same merit you are judging them!!! Do you want forgiveness for your mistakes/sins??? And to sit here & down or demean someone's looks??? I just bet you are the most beautiful human being on earth, huh? It is just soooo wrong on soooo many levels!!! Others sit in judgement that without a college degree, you are stupid??? If you believe in God; then you know that HE can provide the knowledge you need for whatever purpose you need it for!!! Do I believe everything a pastor/minister/ teacher says??? Heck no!!! I trust my Lord & Savior to give me the discernment I need!!! This, to me (my opinion), is an evil website & I will not be visiting it again!!! You guys are lacking in respect, discernment, compassion and all other things that go along with them!!! It just saddens me deeply that our human race has gone so far down!!! I will be praying for you!!!

Anonymous said...

Jim Bakker is without doubt a con man, liar, and a criminal who should be in prison for life. However, I don't understand the necessity or point in making fun of the kid's looks and calling them nasty names. I would not be surprised if other teenagers made fun of them, but I don't understand why an adult would engage in that behavior. I am sure they were pushed and made to attend this fake school by their parents, who I am certain were intimidated by Bakker to send them to him. They have already been used and abused by their parents, and Bakker and his minions. I am sure that if they saw this blog post they would be deeply hurt. I think it is great that you expose Bakker for what he is, but nasty comments and calling them names is also abusive.