|Koala Bear or Jim Bakker?|
|Jim Bakker or Koala Bear?|
Bakker is wearing his beard disguise again. He looks like a cuddly old Koala bear, much improved over the clean-shaven amphibian look. I imagine him sticking up banks with that beard though, walking in to the Bank of Branson with a painted water pistol and a gym bag:
Bakker: "Empty the register and nobody gets hurt."
Bank Teller: "Hey, aren't you Jim Bakker?"
Bakker: "Just...no...hey empty the register, will ya? You wanna taste lead? [motions toward water pistol]"
Teller: "Mr Bakker, that pistol is full of water."
Bakker: "[blinks]..........[runs away]"
The sad fact of the matter is that Jim doesn't need a gun for his brand of stealing. He's trying to disguise himself under that beard, but he's still ugly old Jim Bakker. A toad doesn't change it's warts.
|Dr Sherlock Bally eats at the local soup kitchen|
Crazy Larry began the week in his free soup kitchen garb: Oversized blue rayon shirt, oversized black slacks, shirt untucked. Gee, thanks for dressing up Sherlock. Jim announced him as "One of my best friends...in the ministry". In over three years of watching the Bakker show, I've never seen or heard of Dr Sherlock Bally. And now he's one of Bakker's best ministry friends? Wow, I guess Jim makes friends quick...probably something he learned in prison.
|Crazy Larry thinking about his clothing choice for tomorrow|
Crazy Larry's hair is thinning up top, and he loves talking with his hands. When the guy begins one of his fast-talking rants, he's constantly using his hands and fingers to mesmerize the Bakker zombies watching at home. He's like a snake charmer with these hand movements. Correction: he is a snake charmer. After all, he charmed Bakker enough to get on his show.
|'You will give your money to...Jim Bakker.' Muhahaha!|
|Jim says through a fake sob: "You cannot love God!"|
|Jim Bakker making it rain!|
|Jim's getting fired up about Ricky's video games again|
"I wish to God I didn't have to raise any money, before God I wish I didn't." Then don't, Jim. You don't have to, nobody is forcing you. Just preach and stop asking for money. Problem solved! See how easy it is?
|No Jim, why don't YOU be the antichrist?|
|I think Jim's losing his mind|
|Jim poured water on the table|
|Was Jim bitten by a rabid animal at the lake home?|
|Crazy Larry's silly snake arms have minds of their own|
|Jim arm-checking Lori earlier in the show|
|Bat, raccoon, werewolf...some dirty critter bit Jim Bakker.|